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If not for some timely Revolutionary War help- from the French, America today would be speaking a more proper brand of King's English.

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Ewwww! https://uploads.disquscdn.c... I just couldn't bring myself to post the other side

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...."What a show."

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Kleinfelter.....it's pronounced Kleinfelter....snerk (to anyone with Kleinfelter's, I am making fun of the "idiot" referenced above for his actions not the disease).

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shouldn't it read kleinhandler?

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I have been waking up with a bad case of dry mouth for weeks now. I looked on Web MD, and it could be a sign of like, 5 or 6 different things, none of them good.

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What does crypto companies throwing big $$$ at multiple sports in ad buys and naming rights have to do with who does or doesn't talk about CTE in football? Seems like a bit of a leap there.

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I love how he has a horrible rash on his ass.

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Backus & friend https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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He went seriously downhill after he replaced the paint thinner with ether, and left the jug open.

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No way, his is way short and strangely mushroom shaped, according to a reliable source!

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And leaks a lot less than a pair of panties.

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SO MUCH THIS.

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Sorry, Cap'n. For now, assume she's telling the truth and try to reschedule. Might as well.

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Because TGF is a moron?

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Because TFG is too old and feeble to grab them anymore?

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