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Bayeau Buzzard's avatar

If not for some timely Revolutionary War help- from the French, America today would be speaking a more proper brand of King's English.

Grumpy Old Man's avatar

Ewwww! https://uploads.disquscdn.c... I just couldn't bring myself to post the other side

one_eyed_willy's avatar

Kleinfelter.....it's pronounced Kleinfelter....snerk (to anyone with Kleinfelter's, I am making fun of the "idiot" referenced above for his actions not the disease).

ilyas252's avatar

shouldn't it read kleinhandler?

Dianna Deem's avatar

I have been waking up with a bad case of dry mouth for weeks now. I looked on Web MD, and it could be a sign of like, 5 or 6 different things, none of them good.

Mysterysurf's avatar

What does crypto companies throwing big $$$ at multiple sports in ad buys and naming rights have to do with who does or doesn't talk about CTE in football? Seems like a bit of a leap there.

aureolamanita's avatar

I love how he has a horrible rash on his ass.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

He went seriously downhill after he replaced the paint thinner with ether, and left the jug open.

tehbaddr's avatar

No way, his is way short and strangely mushroom shaped, according to a reliable source!

Arolpin's avatar

And leaks a lot less than a pair of panties.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Sorry, Cap'n. For now, assume she's telling the truth and try to reschedule. Might as well.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Because TFG is too old and feeble to grab them anymore?