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HITO's avatar

perhaps....expose it long enough for the millions that want to piss on it ?

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

More like pinched nerve(s) in my neck and I am postponing cortisone injections/surgery. But party is good also, too.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

:-(I think I need one of those shots for my elbow, but I'm a scaredy cat.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Everyone outta my way! I've got a corpse to piss on.

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Putty's avatar

EXCUSE ME?

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I've had them in other places (toes, ankle, knee, nose) and they aren't too bad. But, for some strange reason, I'm not real excited about having them directly into my spine.

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HITO's avatar

you may have to get in line -there's millions who wish to do so

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LadyLaz's avatar

When I hear family values, I automatically think cheating pos hypocrite. Way to go with the branding.

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LadyLaz's avatar

I am going to ask something stupid.... but are you telling me that you don't have to be a member of the house to be the speaker??? Because I've heard Mittens and now the Newt and neither are house members.

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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

Burger King has Chicken Fries, but that doesn't leave you asking... what did they do with the holes?

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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

Isn't Krystal almost as awful?

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Correct, there's no such requirement. Are you thinking of putting in a resume?

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

"...I’m asking that any candidate for Speaker of the House, majority leader, and majority whip withdraw himself from the leadership election if there are any misdeeds he has committed since joining Congress that will embarrass himself, the Republican Conference, and the House of Representatives if they become public."

Well, fuck, where are they going to find anyone then? Besides, it kind of kills all of our fun. Spoil sports!

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Querolous's avatar

Is that hymenoptera a Vanessa virginiensis?

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Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

Not really. I try not to think about it.

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Querolous's avatar

Wiener Staatsoper!

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