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perhaps....expose it long enough for the millions that want to piss on it ?

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More like pinched nerve(s) in my neck and I am postponing cortisone injections/surgery. But party is good also, too.

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:-(I think I need one of those shots for my elbow, but I'm a scaredy cat.

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Everyone outta my way! I've got a corpse to piss on.

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EXCUSE ME?

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I've had them in other places (toes, ankle, knee, nose) and they aren't too bad. But, for some strange reason, I'm not real excited about having them directly into my spine.

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you may have to get in line -there's millions who wish to do so

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When I hear family values, I automatically think cheating pos hypocrite. Way to go with the branding.

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I am going to ask something stupid.... but are you telling me that you don't have to be a member of the house to be the speaker??? Because I've heard Mittens and now the Newt and neither are house members.

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Burger King has Chicken Fries, but that doesn't leave you asking... what did they do with the holes?

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Isn't Krystal almost as awful?

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Correct, there's no such requirement. Are you thinking of putting in a resume?

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"...I’m asking that any candidate for Speaker of the House, majority leader, and majority whip withdraw himself from the leadership election if there are any misdeeds he has committed since joining Congress that will embarrass himself, the Republican Conference, and the House of Representatives if they become public."

Well, fuck, where are they going to find anyone then? Besides, it kind of kills all of our fun. Spoil sports!

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Is that hymenoptera a Vanessa virginiensis?

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Not really. I try not to think about it.

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Wiener Staatsoper!

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