This can't possibly turn out well... Thanks to global climate change, it appears Cocktober came early this year, as we learn Italy's supreme court has ruled a 69-year-old man convicted of public masturbation is not guilty of a criminal offense. Let's turn to The Independent to find out what's up with those nutty Italians and their different strokes:
I seen it, oncet, on stage. Well, the nekkid guys were foldin' up their tallywhackers on stage. I was in the audience wondering precisely which sequence of bad decisions lead me to be in a theater watching naked dudes manhandle their junk for "entertainment".
How else will he get to auto-erotic Carnegie Hall?
Well, be fair, it's Veni AND Vidi in this case, isn't it?
Weird Al is missing an opportunity.
Let's all raise our hands in celebration!
Well, can you at least raise ONE?
Or WITH a tiny Fiat.
I prefer the hinderlands.I'll show myself out.Really.
Pietro L may have beaten the rap but on the downside, he can forget about Trump paying him for performing at the big rally.
Perhaps he was trying out a nightclub act based on this:
http://www.puppetryofthepen...
which, I am given to understand, is a real thing using real things.
Yes, it is indeed a Real Thing.
She'd been wearing tight jeans, IIRC.
Crom strike me blind! A waste of good salami on an unworthy philistine!
It was possible in a fiat 600. Which is smaller than a 500, arbarth or no...esp as you get that extra leg room in the back.
The impulse challenged senior citizen was originally fined:"...the man should pay a fine of €3,420."
Then after the appeal: "...La Corte di Cassazione ruled the man must be given a fine between €5,000 and €30,000..."
Now he'll have to pay a larger fine.
He's getting the shaft!
A face only a red van could love.
"Circumstantial factors."
pffft.
I seen it, oncet, on stage. Well, the nekkid guys were foldin' up their tallywhackers on stage. I was in the audience wondering precisely which sequence of bad decisions lead me to be in a theater watching naked dudes manhandle their junk for "entertainment".