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Cat Cafe's avatar

How else will he get to auto-erotic Carnegie Hall?

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Well, be fair, it's Veni AND Vidi in this case, isn't it?

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Weird Al is missing an opportunity.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Let's all raise our hands in celebration!

Well, can you at least raise ONE?

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Or WITH a tiny Fiat.

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mailman27's avatar

I prefer the hinderlands.I'll show myself out.Really.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Pietro L may have beaten the rap but on the downside, he can forget about Trump paying him for performing at the big rally.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Perhaps he was trying out a nightclub act based on this:

http://www.puppetryofthepen...

which, I am given to understand, is a real thing using real things.

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Frank Underboob's avatar

Yes, it is indeed a Real Thing.

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Frank Underboob's avatar

She'd been wearing tight jeans, IIRC.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Crom strike me blind! A waste of good salami on an unworthy philistine!

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Teecha's avatar

It was possible in a fiat 600. Which is smaller than a 500, arbarth or no...esp as you get that extra leg room in the back.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

The impulse challenged senior citizen was originally fined:"...the man should pay a fine of €3,420."

Then after the appeal: "...La Corte di Cassazione ruled the man must be given a fine between €5,000 and €30,000..."

Now he'll have to pay a larger fine.

He's getting the shaft!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

A face only a red van could love.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

"Circumstantial factors."

pffft.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

I seen it, oncet, on stage. Well, the nekkid guys were foldin' up their tallywhackers on stage. I was in the audience wondering precisely which sequence of bad decisions lead me to be in a theater watching naked dudes manhandle their junk for "entertainment".

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