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WishingIWereThere's avatar

OWL JR LIBELLLz, also. (Though not so sure <i>JR</i> works, kid is 2plus inches taller than I am.)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I've always been partial to mooses, myself.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I think these dimwits need to keep at it, appealing all the way to the Supreme Court, racking up vastly more attorneys' fees (that they'll have to pay.) For the freedumbs.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Haha...

"When we went to that other court specifically because we realized our case was <em>doooooomed</em> in this one, it like totally wasn't surfing for a more favorable venue."

Personally attacking the judge is <em>always</em> a genius legal move. Never fails!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Perhaps we could kidnap him and tattoo "SELF-LOATHING GAY" on his forehead.

Oh yeah ... and forcibly cut his hair. That being the new style of the times.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You could turn ghey for Rachel, but then ... it is quite a conundrum, isn't it?

I've resigned myself to putting her high on my list of people I'd like to have a beer with.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Jello Biatra ran for Mayor in San Francisco in '79 and never filed a financial report. By now, the fines and penalties must be about $1,000,000.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"First, Klayman spends about 175 paragraphs bitching that Judge Joan Zeldon called Maddow’s attorneys 'distinguished' but did not call him 'distinguished.'”

Klayman sounds more extinguished.

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Bezoar's avatar

No way I can be first!

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Bezoar's avatar

This is a perfect example of the reading our editrix does so that we don't have to.

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The Quirk's avatar

Know what ELSE he does like a toddler in his briefs?

(Couldn't resist.)

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Mahousu's avatar

For all the time Larry Klayman spent on Judicial Watch, he sure doesn't seem to have learned much about how courts work.

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