WONKETTE HAD A BABY, WONKETTE HAD A BABY, WONKETTE HAD A BABY. Hey, did you hear Wonkette had a baby? As you read this, Ms. Donna Rose, daughter of yr Editrix Rebecca and her dashing pixel husband Shy, is on her third full day of being a fully formed, bee-yootiful babby, and her Wonkette uncles and aunt could not be more excited.
me and the missus did the tag team thing when Kid Glass was born. She slept in, I did the morning shift on weekends, she got up, we had lunch, then I took a nap.
It is important to stop at one kid (at most) because if you don't, you lose numerical superiority.
As I had chosen to nurse the offspring and did not pump in the early days, I was the only one getting up to feed a voracious babby who liked to eat every 3 hours for an hour. One night, the ex got up and entered the living room to find a sleeping babby and a quietly crying wife. When he asked why I was crying, I sobbed, "because they treat prisoners of war better than this!"
Such was my fatigue that, when he mentioned this episode the next day, I had no memory of it. At all.
...my "Little Dictator" is a year and a half! But when both parents work in "Retail", its a MOTHERFUKKER! I would REALLY love to have a DUGGARDS full of kids(I sincerely love the little monsters) but my wife put her hoof down!
Sentcha some. Take good care of that babby; Donna Rose doesn't just belong to youse guys.
I will wager that Donna Rose will never start a GoFundMe for a pizza joint that won't cater ghey weddings.
i tried to give you sum munies, but i ain't willing to give my phone number, sorry. congrats for your adding to the mass of humanity though.
...my son(pronounced: SPOILED BRAT THAT I LOVE BEYOND COMPREHENSION) has taught me the following
Give your neighbors number. Or maybe someone you don't like. Or the White House number. No body cares.
Dang, was hopin the babby woulda pushed out the icky :k Still, top ten is pretty good for a 3 day old :D
me and the missus did the tag team thing when Kid Glass was born. She slept in, I did the morning shift on weekends, she got up, we had lunch, then I took a nap.
It is important to stop at one kid (at most) because if you don't, you lose numerical superiority.
Ain't that the truth. Donna Rose is OUR babby. She is The One.
One heck of an extended family of wastrels, layabouts and COMMIES (!!1!) she was born into. If only I had been so lucky.
Today I'm part of the answer to the question: "How is babby funded?"
Best wishes to all for many happy years.
Don't you think babby is a little young for pony?
If you ask them nice, they would probably give you an address to mail an envelope. Think possibilities, not obstacles.
As I had chosen to nurse the offspring and did not pump in the early days, I was the only one getting up to feed a voracious babby who liked to eat every 3 hours for an hour. One night, the ex got up and entered the living room to find a sleeping babby and a quietly crying wife. When he asked why I was crying, I sobbed, "because they treat prisoners of war better than this!"
Such was my fatigue that, when he mentioned this episode the next day, I had no memory of it. At all.
Here, kid... getchyaself somethin nice...
...my "Little Dictator" is a year and a half! But when both parents work in "Retail", its a MOTHERFUKKER! I would REALLY love to have a DUGGARDS full of kids(I sincerely love the little monsters) but my wife put her hoof down!
NOBODY is too young for pony!http://vignette2.wikia.noco...
maybe for a while yet . . . but when she is on solid foods, i think her diet should be up to her parents to choose.