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It's Always Time To March On Drinking Liberally In Philadelphia
IT IS A BIG YELLOW BIRD. DO YOU GET IT? TELL ME IF YOU GET IT.
UPDATE! Yes, we know Drinking Liberally is canceled for tonight. We're still going anyway! : D
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Give me liberty or give me beer! Prepare ye and put on your combat boots, because it is time once again to march on the Philadelphia "Drinking Liberally" chapter and invade it and stuff and basically show up and buy them some pitchers, it is just how we do.
Tues., March 20, 6-9 p.m. at Franky Bradley's, 1320 Chancellor St., Philadelphia.
Now for pictures from our fantabulous Pittsburgh meetup. (Callyson was right, and Penn Brewing is DELICIOUS. Go there, Pittsburghians, and tip your waitron well.)
BROOKLYN, NY. Join us at your comrade Erin’s restaurant Grindhaus in the Red Hook neighborhood! Again, appetizers on me, drinks out of your own wallet. Thurs., March 22, I think maybe 7 p.m.
Washington DC!We’re buying you pizza somewhere Fri., March 23, to carbo load for the Teens March for Our Lives, then meeting you somewhere else Saturday morning!
Baltimore, Maryland! Holy Frijoles, 4 to 7 p.m.! Sun., March 25. Are you in Baltimore? Five Dollar Feminist has pneumonia OH NO and we will not be sleeping in her driveway. Offer up yours instead at rebecca at wonkette dot com!
Morgantown, West Virginia! Let us wipe off the coal dust and kiss you on your FED UP faces! Mon., March 26. And then …
Looks likeKansas City!
MaybeWyoming? We got anyone in Wyoming? Email me “I live in Wyoming.” We got one guy so far who's emailed I LIVE IN WYOMING. Maybe we will stop and see him! Okay we love you bye.
Seeing your beautiful faces has been the highlight of a very dumb year. Thank you for sending us to see all you all! And we'll see you at the Teens' March for Our Lives! AND BEYOND!