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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Get well soon, 5$F!!!!

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Judging by the orientations of the pics, many beers were had.

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rebecca's avatar

we had one of EVERYTHING. it was fantastic.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Well, in a similar vein, I pronounce it "PAY per VIEW", in order to preemptively distinguish it from other payment schemes like "PAY per MONTH" or "FREE, ALL the TIME" or somesuch, but they keep telling me it's "PAPER view", which makes no fucking sense because it's TV.

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avidlurker's avatar

Hi all, long-time lurker but never posted. I'm a monthly donor though, which I thought had forced me into creating a Disqus account in order to make it happen, but apparently what I have is a "Wonkette" account instead. Had to figure out how to create a Disqus account just to say this:

I'm so excited about this and about the opportunity to meet Donna Rose and what's-her-name, her mom. I am unfortunately tied up in West Philly till about 8 but will be heading your way after that. Hope enough of you are still present and reasonably sober enough to say hello. How do I find you?

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rebecca's avatar

more info here :) https://www.meetup.com/Resi... we're just taking over their party!

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BullDyke Odell's avatar

there is nothing worse than "drinking liberally" what a total bunch of losers. drinking with vague political notions unexplored and unthinking, desperately at loose ends in life begging for any idiot to come pay for a bender. that's probably too long for them and their attention spans are short. that's how you insult them, by assuming they are lost after the 8th word and will never read beyond it.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Sideways and upside down is the best way to visit Pittsburgh!

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

WHY ARE ALL TEH PEOPLE STANDING ON THE WALLS? THIS IS WONKET NOT A LIONEL RICHIE SONG.

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avidlurker's avatar

Cool! I'll be there, but after 8 as I said. Now I wish I hadn't procrastinated buying my "Literally Anyone Else 2020" hat. Maybe I can find my March For Science shirt.

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Zyxomma's avatar

... and that's from The Boys in the Band, which for some reason or other is back on Broadway.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Please send $5F our wishes for her speedy and complete recovery.

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Mintie's avatar

I can turn my head sideways to see the pictures, but not upside down :(

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Mash up, I think.

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BullDyke Odell's avatar

self replicating virulent homophobic transphobic filth. how ironic that this is the mainstream of the democratic party where screaming at everyone about how racist and sexist they are almost entirely replaced having a point for the last decade of Obama/Clinton worship. I mean it wasn't enough to see them as less bad, there was no place for reality with the center specrtrum identitycrats like wonkette, you had to literally worship these souls sucking scumbags.. fuck them, fuck this, and fuck everything like this.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Little-known fact: Pittsburgh is mostly sideways and occasionally upside-down.

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