Say nutty things in a soft enough voice and you'll sound sane! Ben Carson, having solved the problems of mass shootings and the Holocaust by explaining how to rush the shooters and/or fight off the SS using your handy hunting rifle, has moved on to weightier concerns, like the
"Shooting for peace"? Is that like "kill for peace"?, or maybe, from the religion that Believes Every Word of its Founder, like "turn the other cheek", "Onward Christian Soldiers"? or "Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition"?
I think all of the follow the Prince of Pieces.
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Jesus will simultaneously be unleashing plagues, famine, thirst, pollution and demon scorpion locusts from the pits of hell to torture everyone LEFT BEHIND!!!!! You know, I always wondered how Jeebus got control of the pits of hell. By all accounts Ol' Scratch and he are BEFs, and there's no way he'd cooperate or let JC borrow his toys. Why should he?
By Mormon accounts, Ol' Scratch is Jesus' bro. Like any family, they have their squabbles, like one brother tries to dare another to throw himself off the roof of the Temple of Jerusalem, but I'm sure they love each other underneath.
"Shooting for peace"? Is that like "kill for peace"?, or maybe, from the religion that Believes Every Word of its Founder, like "turn the other cheek", "Onward Christian Soldiers"? or "Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition"?
I think all of the follow the Prince of Pieces.
mark "I am not now, nor have I ever been a Christian"
Rock Carnage! Oh, the stoneanity!
GWB told Jacques Chirac that Iraq was the battle of Gog and Magog. That's why the French sat that one out. They thought George was fanatique.
Sure does! Well, just as soon as I pry a piece of tile off the bathroom floor . . .
Oh laud, don't give the rednecks another reason to go into their yards and start "shooting for peace" into the air! (Unless their aim is straight up.)
The exception that proves the rule!
Jesus will simultaneously be unleashing plagues, famine, thirst, pollution and demon scorpion locusts from the pits of hell to torture everyone LEFT BEHIND!!!!! You know, I always wondered how Jeebus got control of the pits of hell. By all accounts Ol' Scratch and he are BEFs, and there's no way he'd cooperate or let JC borrow his toys. Why should he?
I'd say that it's more that he's eminently likely to be history someday.
Keep pluggin away, esse.
... Puzzle the Donkey, the false Messiah from the last Narnia book? So who's Shift the Ape?
By Mormon accounts, Ol' Scratch is Jesus' bro. Like any family, they have their squabbles, like one brother tries to dare another to throw himself off the roof of the Temple of Jerusalem, but I'm sure they love each other underneath.
I could, but they didn't look moronic enough. Not like Carson's own eyeballs.
So the Mormons stole that from Thor and Loki, did they?
Anything that isn't stupid crap in Mormonism is stolen, and anything that isn't stolen in Mormonism is stupid crap.
You are the most diligent seeker I know of.
All of Them, Katie.