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Do you offer Twitter school? Because I am a twitshit (dumbshit with Twitter). I would enjoy this social media but the 140 character limit and Chuck Grassley scares the shit out of me.

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Thank you for correcting the spelling!

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<b>BALLS.</b>

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The horn goes moooooooooooo.

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And if it had been a while, it would be "Sac be blue!"

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Chainlink fence around the place; some old cars and boats parked in the front yard, etc., etc.

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Then perhaps the nutz in the first case weren't made of plastic...

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You and John Kruck.

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truck nutz: the only thing the wonketteria and the south can agree on.

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All this time I thought "truck nutz" were Scott Brown's Massachusetts supporters.

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I'm sure it's just a statistical reflection on the rarity of white male truck drivers, but of the two people ticketed in South Carolina for truck nuts, one was with vagina and the other was Messican.

Pure coincidence, obvs.

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You know...mr outdoors would be among the first to lament the extinction of a species...but he would take special pride if he was the one that made it extinct.

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Someone should invent a retractable set of truck nutz.

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What babe magnet! I suppose you need the heavy suspension to properly handle the heft of his yearly date at the state fair.

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