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That "300 prophesies of Jesus in the OT" is a really really old lie. One of the oldest. (Just barely younger than Mary's.)

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the whole bibble as an epic rap-battle makes far more sense than any of the Cecil B. DeMille travesties.

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I blame the lion shortage. We should have instituted better breeding programs much earlier

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Digital knights that say Ni!

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It can be made from post-consumer recycled material

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Bohners Friday nights?

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Who has a pic of Brisdull in purple?

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What's the old saying? Jews don't recognize Jesus, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize one another in a liquor store.

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I think he wants to watch your whack job

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How about a medianoche, hold the mustard.

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Keen!

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Cous, you've changed! You look so formal.

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If physical laws govern everything that happens in the universe, maybe predestination is a fact. Not that it has anything to do with Jeebus -- other than preordaining that somebody would dream up Jeebus...

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Let's hook up!

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Hey now. Never heard that one in Baptist land. I thought it went something like smoking cigarettes "down in Egypt." You must be one of those down-stream Baptist fuckers, who are going to hell.

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Emo, of coursehttps://youtu.be/l3fAcxcxoZ8

Cuts to the chase about 2:50

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