Midianites, Amalekites, whatever. Just remember to save the virgins for yourself! Oh, gosh, we almost forgot it's "Bring Your Bible to School" Day! Thursday marks the second annual event, apparently. The thing is being promoted by Focus on the Family and rightwing Christianist lawyer group the
If physical laws govern everything that happens in the universe, maybe predestination is a fact. Not that it has anything to do with Jeebus -- other than preordaining that somebody would dream up Jeebus...
Hey now. Never heard that one in Baptist land. I thought it went something like smoking cigarettes "down in Egypt." You must be one of those down-stream Baptist fuckers, who are going to hell.
That "300 prophesies of Jesus in the OT" is a really really old lie. One of the oldest. (Just barely younger than Mary's.)
the whole bibble as an epic rap-battle makes far more sense than any of the Cecil B. DeMille travesties.
I blame the lion shortage. We should have instituted better breeding programs much earlier
Digital knights that say Ni!
It can be made from post-consumer recycled material
Bohners Friday nights?
Who has a pic of Brisdull in purple?
What's the old saying? Jews don't recognize Jesus, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize one another in a liquor store.
I think he wants to watch your whack job
How about a medianoche, hold the mustard.
Keen!
Cous, you've changed! You look so formal.
If physical laws govern everything that happens in the universe, maybe predestination is a fact. Not that it has anything to do with Jeebus -- other than preordaining that somebody would dream up Jeebus...
Let's hook up!
Hey now. Never heard that one in Baptist land. I thought it went something like smoking cigarettes "down in Egypt." You must be one of those down-stream Baptist fuckers, who are going to hell.
Emo, of coursehttps://youtu.be/l3fAcxcxoZ8
Cuts to the chase about 2:50