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Arse Grammatica's avatar

That "300 prophesies of Jesus in the OT" is a really really old lie. One of the oldest. (Just barely younger than Mary's.)

artem1s's avatar

the whole bibble as an epic rap-battle makes far more sense than any of the Cecil B. DeMille travesties.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I blame the lion shortage. We should have instituted better breeding programs much earlier

Querolous's avatar

Digital knights that say Ni!

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

It can be made from post-consumer recycled material

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Who has a pic of Brisdull in purple?

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

What's the old saying? Jews don't recognize Jesus, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize one another in a liquor store.

grmpy's avatar

I think he wants to watch your whack job

blaid droog's avatar

How about a medianoche, hold the mustard.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Cous, you've changed! You look so formal.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

If physical laws govern everything that happens in the universe, maybe predestination is a fact. Not that it has anything to do with Jeebus -- other than preordaining that somebody would dream up Jeebus...

bluicebank's avatar

Hey now. Never heard that one in Baptist land. I thought it went something like smoking cigarettes "down in Egypt." You must be one of those down-stream Baptist fuckers, who are going to hell.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Emo, of coursehttps://youtu.be/l3fAcxcxoZ8

Cuts to the chase about 2:50