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Arse Grammatica's avatar

That "300 prophesies of Jesus in the OT" is a really really old lie. One of the oldest. (Just barely younger than Mary's.)

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artem1s's avatar

the whole bibble as an epic rap-battle makes far more sense than any of the Cecil B. DeMille travesties.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I blame the lion shortage. We should have instituted better breeding programs much earlier

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Querolous's avatar

Digital knights that say Ni!

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

It can be made from post-consumer recycled material

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

Bohners Friday nights?

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Who has a pic of Brisdull in purple?

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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

What's the old saying? Jews don't recognize Jesus, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize one another in a liquor store.

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grmpy's avatar

I think he wants to watch your whack job

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blaid droog's avatar

How about a medianoche, hold the mustard.

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shastakoala's avatar

Keen!

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Cous, you've changed! You look so formal.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

If physical laws govern everything that happens in the universe, maybe predestination is a fact. Not that it has anything to do with Jeebus -- other than preordaining that somebody would dream up Jeebus...

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Let's hook up!

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bluicebank's avatar

Hey now. Never heard that one in Baptist land. I thought it went something like smoking cigarettes "down in Egypt." You must be one of those down-stream Baptist fuckers, who are going to hell.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Emo, of coursehttps://youtu.be/l3fAcxcxoZ8

Cuts to the chase about 2:50

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