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"Thank you for not killing me, Pearl."

For some reason, that quote from Mike and the bots entered my mind about now.

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That column is the actual best thing I have read all day. Especially the last paragraph. It is the only thing challenging my "lets just move out of the country, and permanently this time" mental state.

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Dude's gonna get a parking lot beating at the Republican convention... http://mrwgifs.com/wp-conte...

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She didn't get in Ted Kennedy's car because MOSSAD gave her an advance warning.

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Why do they hate America the Netherlands?

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Simply being sane in the Republican Party is risking your life, obviously.

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They won’t even get any ice cream.

It'd be melted, anyway.

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The earth is round and orbits the sun. I can haz courage award now?

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I see what you did there.

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No, but we'll stone you as a heretic for that

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I feel like I'm at the bar on the Titanic. The bar keeps lowering.

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This gives me a warm feeling in my heart; or maybe it's just the weather.

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1 down, 100,000,000 to go.

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They won’t even get any ice cream

Well obviously, what with all their global warming the liebrawls will cause ice cream to go extinct like the dinosaurs Jebus rode.

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RINO! How can a guy continue to align himself with the party of the willfully ignorant if he's gonna start making decisions based on science and data and facts?

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"take away our F-350s and make us live in yurts"--Agenda 21 revealed!

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