The first time I went to Singapore (1977), part of the pre-trip regimen was a shot of plague vaccine. That was the motherfucker of all inoculations I have ever had. The trip lasted about ten days, and my arm was still sore when I got back.
On the other hand, I didn't get the plague.
This. And the groovy thing about the argument is that it's just like the Tea Party "Gummint doesn't work" argument -- if you go along with it long enough, it becomes true.
Well, a refreshing thought is that everything that is alive will eventually be dead, so in, you know, the long run, it's just a minor scheduling change.
Wait, that's not refreshing. I mean that other, opposite kind.
The first time I went to Singapore (1977), part of the pre-trip regimen was a shot of plague vaccine. That was the motherfucker of all inoculations I have ever had. The trip lasted about ten days, and my arm was still sore when I got back.
On the other hand, I didn't get the plague.
Give a man a dog, and he'll eat for a ...
Oh, fuck it.
Nah, too optimistic.
Yeah. That's a pisser (offer).
This. And the groovy thing about the argument is that it's just like the Tea Party "Gummint doesn't work" argument -- if you go along with it long enough, it becomes true.
Roger that. Didn't have it when I was alive, it's going to suddenly appear after I'm dead?
Well, a refreshing thought is that everything that is alive will eventually be dead, so in, you know, the long run, it's just a minor scheduling change.
Wait, that's not refreshing. I mean that other, opposite kind.
I thought it was feed dogs to starving people.
I think the problem is too many people. OK everyone, DIE. Ready? Begin! Oh, and have a nice day. Gah!
The permafrost has been building up a 10,000 year fart.
It's just like one of those 2:00AM postings isn't it?
My ex lived in Karachi when she was young, and told me they had one day a year when any dog seen on the street would be shot.
Bee Chow? Isn't that just a Ralston-Purina product you buy in 50-lb bags at Costco?