Who is dying today, besides all of us? To name three, as writers do, it's the bees , the ice , and Simpsons man Sam Simon ! Have you heard about the bees? It's no big deal, they're just dying because all the poisons we use to make our food seem to be bad for bees, in that they get parasites and die because they've been poisoned. The ice, well you knew the ice was fucked, but now someone's gone and figured out that the methane released by melting arctic ice is going to cost $60 trillion real dollars, because of how it's going to cause even more fake global warming. And Sam Simon, so sad, he has the butt cancer, and he's going to leave all his money to charity, except:
The first time I went to Singapore (1977), part of the pre-trip regimen was a shot of plague vaccine. That was the motherfucker of all inoculations I have ever had. The trip lasted about ten days, and my arm was still sore when I got back.
On the other hand, I didn't get the plague.
This. And the groovy thing about the argument is that it's just like the Tea Party "Gummint doesn't work" argument -- if you go along with it long enough, it becomes true.
Well, a refreshing thought is that everything that is alive will eventually be dead, so in, you know, the long run, it's just a minor scheduling change.
Wait, that's not refreshing. I mean that other, opposite kind.
The first time I went to Singapore (1977), part of the pre-trip regimen was a shot of plague vaccine. That was the motherfucker of all inoculations I have ever had. The trip lasted about ten days, and my arm was still sore when I got back.
On the other hand, I didn't get the plague.
Give a man a dog, and he'll eat for a ...
Oh, fuck it.
Nah, too optimistic.
Yeah. That's a pisser (offer).
This. And the groovy thing about the argument is that it's just like the Tea Party "Gummint doesn't work" argument -- if you go along with it long enough, it becomes true.
Roger that. Didn't have it when I was alive, it's going to suddenly appear after I'm dead?
Well, a refreshing thought is that everything that is alive will eventually be dead, so in, you know, the long run, it's just a minor scheduling change.
Wait, that's not refreshing. I mean that other, opposite kind.
I thought it was feed dogs to starving people.
I think the problem is too many people. OK everyone, DIE. Ready? Begin! Oh, and have a nice day. Gah!
The permafrost has been building up a 10,000 year fart.
It's just like one of those 2:00AM postings isn't it?
My ex lived in Karachi when she was young, and told me they had one day a year when any dog seen on the street would be shot.
Bee Chow? Isn't that just a Ralston-Purina product you buy in 50-lb bags at Costco?