Why not both?! (Oh my God, I looked at my face this morning and it's so fat! I was very naughty this summer and I should not be eating more pastries. But I love them so!)
If you ever get to Venice, FLA, and let’s face it, every American over 70 will, Yummie’s Bakery is the place to have your first coronary. Can’t wait for the last two weeks in October. Bagels, pastries, and chest pains every day.
I had a teacher in HS, Government, which I suppose is no longer taught; and I used to make a big show about passing around stupid drawings so she’d confiscate them. When we were discussing the Holy 2nd, the bear arms cartoon I whipped up made her laugh, and she was right dour usually.
Friend recently hooked up with an artist who is doing a residency at the Tom of Finland Foundation. I had no idea there was such a thing! Anyway, the artist does fantastic work, only Tom of Finland-esque in his frequent use of black and white ink drawings (which in some pieces are then glued onto day-glo transparent plastic panels).
JD Vance looks like a little junior Hitler. Note his tie is very mouch shorter than der Fuhrer. Because der Fuhrer must possess the largest tie. Also small fingers. Vance looks like a minion. Fuck these people are a fucking joke.
Days into the Tyreek Hill story, and not a word about it on the Wonk. Guess centrists have moved on from that whole police brutality thing? How nice for them!
"And Kevin Kruse on it’s a tossup whether Harris’s exquisite performance will move “undecided voters,” but importantly, it might move the shitty-ass news media."
Great stuff! Thank you for watching and giving us a clear picture of what happened. Have to say, as an old, I'm getting mortally tired of the trolling on Biden. Yes, the first debate was awful. But it was clear he wasn't doing well. He didn't act like a mean, clueless asshat like his opponent. He just couldn't do it.
Let's all remember, we're where we are because he stepped up in 2020 and 81 million of us voted for him. Counting on more than that in November.
Is there a MAGA clothing outlet somewhere? Shiny blue suits; crisp white shirts; long, wide red ties only - one size fits all? NYC? Palm Beach? Mar-a-Lago gift shop? Cash only: "Money talks, nobody walks"?
Bear-ly awake and waving hello. Your hed gif source: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/bear-bath-and-beyond?r=angu9&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
And today’s meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/4553d323-83bf-42e8-9d60-1c90ebd027e9?utm_source=share
Is that that famous coming-out-of-the-water scene with Ursinala Andress?
"So explain this to me again. If I just float here the salmon will swim up and leap in my mouth?"
Grizzly humor.
Poor bear. Timer went off and he's going to have to get out to turn the bubbles back on...
It's a doggie of the forest!
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4aa4e41f297c06cdd0a18da140fc514203a892980c1ab8a66dee1d45e398b7ed.gif
The Bare Necessities
https://youtu.be/6BH-Rxd-NBo?si=n-V-kFb7f47NnBr3
Classic! <3
Well thanks, dammit! Off to the bakery for a bear claw now. Your fault.
Leave the gun.
Take the cannoli.
Well, if you're going to the bakery 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺...
Half dozen sfogliatelle would be wonderful!
and it's almost stollen season...
Oooh! Pick up one for me too!
Apple fritter?
Why not both?! (Oh my God, I looked at my face this morning and it's so fat! I was very naughty this summer and I should not be eating more pastries. But I love them so!)
If you ever get to Venice, FLA, and let’s face it, every American over 70 will, Yummie’s Bakery is the place to have your first coronary. Can’t wait for the last two weeks in October. Bagels, pastries, and chest pains every day.
Do not poke the bear.
Not without consent.
True, consent is essential.
I shall put on a sonata by Clawed Debussy.
Waving his right to bear arms or righting his waving bear arms?
And legs! 😂
I had a teacher in HS, Government, which I suppose is no longer taught; and I used to make a big show about passing around stupid drawings so she’d confiscate them. When we were discussing the Holy 2nd, the bear arms cartoon I whipped up made her laugh, and she was right dour usually.
Yet again, I choose the bear.
(visualizes an anthro bear in full Tom of Finland rig) Hm, good choice.
Friend recently hooked up with an artist who is doing a residency at the Tom of Finland Foundation. I had no idea there was such a thing! Anyway, the artist does fantastic work, only Tom of Finland-esque in his frequent use of black and white ink drawings (which in some pieces are then glued onto day-glo transparent plastic panels).
Lovely! I never heard of that foundation either.
Huh,. Dunno, too...cute, or something. Gotta work on this.
https://substack.com/@craignixon/note/c-68727781
Looks like he's dressed for the winter weather.
It's too early for this manner of behavior.
I'll take it.
(giggling)
Oh, you!
Yes, me. (winks)
A new twist on cat-eating which may appear to curiously zig zag between the right and the left halves of our political discourse::
https://davidgottfried.substack.com/p/eating-dogs-and-cats-and-the-sino
JD Vance looks like a little junior Hitler. Note his tie is very mouch shorter than der Fuhrer. Because der Fuhrer must possess the largest tie. Also small fingers. Vance looks like a minion. Fuck these people are a fucking joke.
Someone needs to fix Trump's hand. That thumb of his seems permanently stuck in that upright position. Must make it hard to hold his hamburder.
Before I read the first word, the "soaking in it" idea popped into my head when I saw Martini's artistry. Well played Trix...
Days into the Tyreek Hill story, and not a word about it on the Wonk. Guess centrists have moved on from that whole police brutality thing? How nice for them!
https://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/greg-moore/2024/09/10/tyreek-hill-detained-black-drivers-race/75162376007/
"And Kevin Kruse on it’s a tossup whether Harris’s exquisite performance will move “undecided voters,” but importantly, it might move the shitty-ass news media."
Lawrence also had a few things to say about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWyESnUs-xk
I LOVED yesterday’s coverage. I could relive that debate forever. Shoot it directly into my bloodstream, Wonkette pleaseandthankyou!
Judge voids Amendment D but leaves it on Utah’s ballot, opening door for appeal | KUER
https://www.kuer.org/politics-government/2024-09-11/amendment-d-ballot-initiative-utah-third-district-court-hearing
"Amendment D proposes to eliminate that right and allow the government to unilaterally reject Utahns reforms for any or no reason at all."
Rufo up to his usual shenanigans
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sefgphqp2xqwh2hawaixykwz/bafkreihsxm52o2weyvy7xw4akkjijc32uoxnfeeausfsssnkcz5rgieu3e@jpeg
Linda Ronstadt Slams Donald Trump “Hate Show” As Candidate Plans Rally At Tucson Venue Bearing Singer’s Name
https://substack.com/@mvario/note/c-68754555
Great stuff! Thank you for watching and giving us a clear picture of what happened. Have to say, as an old, I'm getting mortally tired of the trolling on Biden. Yes, the first debate was awful. But it was clear he wasn't doing well. He didn't act like a mean, clueless asshat like his opponent. He just couldn't do it.
Let's all remember, we're where we are because he stepped up in 2020 and 81 million of us voted for him. Counting on more than that in November.
Laura Loomer needs professional help
"Ventriloquist dummy!" Love it!
Is there a MAGA clothing outlet somewhere? Shiny blue suits; crisp white shirts; long, wide red ties only - one size fits all? NYC? Palm Beach? Mar-a-Lago gift shop? Cash only: "Money talks, nobody walks"?
Just asking.
We were Madge
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Per all the Springfield references, we were "Midge".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl0cGfHgTio&ab_channel=AreaEightyNine