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eddi_TBH's avatar

It's all about him.

Boscoe's avatar

If by "funny" you mean "totally predictable", then yes, yes it is. ;))

Vienna Woods's avatar

Pretty sure she means that your roots in Murica need to go back at least as far as all 4 grandparents. But she is an ignorant bitch, so who knows?

Boscoe's avatar

Is that some kind of quaint voter ritual where people toss a colored jellybean into the jar based on who they're voting for, or is "jar of jellybeans" just a euphemism for moonshine? ;P

Boscoe's avatar

Damn, thas bleak. :(

Boscoe's avatar

Unfortunately, the fact that they're whining about it rather than having an epiphany just shows they've learned NOTHING.

Boscoe's avatar

...and that picture represented a "salad" under Reagan.

Boscoe's avatar

I've never understood the prejudice against ketchup on a hotdog. ketchup, mustard, sauerkraut dog FTW!!!

Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

As will we all Donnie. As will we all...

Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

Back when AMERICA WAS GREAT THAT ONE WE THINK black voters had to pass ridiculous literacy tests in order to vote, such as the "Guess the Number of Jelly Beans in the Jar" test.

Querolous's avatar

Wait a minute! I said that! A. Einstein

Querolous's avatar

Why did I read that as "party hash"?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Hopefully you’ll ignore poorly managed Not-Real-News outlets..."Where's the fun in that? I'm going to be watching Faux Snooze all afternoon, right up until they cave to reality. Admittedly, "sad resignation" won't schaden my freude nearly as much as the "shock and whaaa!" of the last two elections, but I'll take what I can get.

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Querolous's avatar

Is the PETA vote worth counting? Maybe it's "pleather."