Everyone please give a warm Wonkette welcome to Evan Gahr, a whiny dipshit of a freelance reporter in D.C. Be nice, you guys, he’s having a tough week being just another white man in Dolemite Obama’s America. A couple of months ago, Gahr heard about a paid fellowship
I doubt it's the "Diversity" that did you in, Widdle Aggrieved-Pants Evan.
It's likely your nasty skanko "friends," like, say, Betsy Rothstein. Or probably even more damning, the content of your character.
Some poor souls feel the terrible effects of racial discrimination every day, through no fault of their own. Please give, so that they can lead the normal lives they have been robbed of. A simple donation of $700 a day can help children like Evan live out their dreams.
There are actually privileged white kids in this world who are kind, who care deeply about other people, and who would never dream of applying for a position that was being set aside for someone who had fewer opportunities in life than they did - but they don't get their names all over the interwebs. As for this guy, I think he needs a nice big bag of our favorite salty treats.
Andesite continues to aggregate puns.
I think he Anglicized his name from the original "Argh".
Blah, blah, blah. Get a job!
I doubt it's the "Diversity" that did you in, Widdle Aggrieved-Pants Evan.
It's likely your nasty skanko "friends," like, say, Betsy Rothstein. Or probably even more damning, the content of your character.
Sucks to be you!
No, really, it does.
I think I felsic.
We shale overcome!
Shorter Gahr: "Denying a person employment because of their skin color is OK until it happens to meeeeeee!"
<i>... we have never worked someplace where every Friday is Casual White Sheet Friday.</i>
Dayum! Nobody turns a phrase quite like Gary Legum.
Some poor souls feel the terrible effects of racial discrimination every day, through no fault of their own. Please give, so that they can lead the normal lives they have been robbed of. A simple donation of $700 a day can help children like Evan live out their dreams.
#notallhonkies
There are actually privileged white kids in this world who are kind, who care deeply about other people, and who would never dream of applying for a position that was being set aside for someone who had fewer opportunities in life than they did - but they don&#039;t get their names all over the interwebs. As for this guy, I think he needs a nice big bag of our favorite salty treats.
Sorry, Evan, but I&#039;m sure when BuzzFeed has an &quot;entitled twit&quot; position you&#039;ll definitely be on the short list.