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bobbert's avatar

Andesite continues to aggregate puns.

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bobbert's avatar

I think he Anglicized his name from the original "Argh".

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marxalot's avatar

Blah, blah, blah. Get a job!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I doubt it's the "Diversity" that did you in, Widdle Aggrieved-Pants Evan.

It's likely your nasty skanko "friends," like, say, Betsy Rothstein. Or probably even more damning, the content of your character.

Sucks to be you!

No, really, it does.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I think I felsic.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

We shale overcome!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Shorter Gahr: "Denying a person employment because of their skin color is OK until it happens to meeeeeee!"

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

<i>... we have never worked someplace where every Friday is Casual White Sheet Friday.</i>

Dayum! Nobody turns a phrase quite like Gary Legum.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Some poor souls feel the terrible effects of racial discrimination every day, through no fault of their own. Please give, so that they can lead the normal lives they have been robbed of. A simple donation of $700 a day can help children like Evan live out their dreams.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

#notallhonkies

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

There are actually privileged white kids in this world who are kind, who care deeply about other people, and who would never dream of applying for a position that was being set aside for someone who had fewer opportunities in life than they did - but they don't get their names all over the interwebs. As for this guy, I think he needs a nice big bag of our favorite salty treats.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Sorry, Evan, but I'm sure when BuzzFeed has an "entitled twit" position you'll definitely be on the short list.

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