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Bourgeois Middleman's avatar

In the case of my cousin it was obesity and stress that apparently caused a very unpredictable cycle.

puredog's avatar

Seems to me that the correct and civil response to "you can take off your mask" would be "thanks, but no thanks."

John Norris's avatar

Can't imagine a aide for a freshperson congresser saying anything to a senior member without being asked first. Hope the poor child has learned to stay in their lane.

John Norris's avatar

Now I could work for her. Wouldn't have to anything but cash the paycheck because she sure as hell doesn't know how Congress or decorum work.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Now, let's keep REMINDING THEM of that, ongoing...

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

that was, is and forever will be the crux, and the greatest challenge.

Louie Foster's avatar

She has assfacia. That’s where your face is so far up your ass your bowels don’t know which way to move.

minidriver's avatar

After two weeks of that, you may be able to get a breathalyzer to move to .00001

SterWonk's avatar

IIRC, they've announced an electric Hummer.

minidriver's avatar

Teach me not to read even to the next post, I basically mentioned the same thing then read your post.

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Look out for the sweet ones!

I had a friend that loved politics.She would pick her most "Little House on the Prairie" outfit and smile sweetly at a political function.She always got put in the front row, (post-polio, and walked with braces), where she'd sit politely.

Always got called on.Always threw a hardball question.She was as tough as nails!(Her grandma was a suffragette.)

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Guarding the gas with no socks on?

Now THAT is living dangerously!

aureolamanita's avatar

They so desperately seek situations that they think might make them need to use their guns.