It's Mayoral Primary Day In Buffalo! Which Candidate Will Give Out Free Electronics?
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The booming town of Buffalo, New York -- which finally won its independence last year after suffering decades under of the private ownership and slave economy of Tim Russert -- today is holding its Democratic mayoral primary, a.k.a. "the mayoral election." And the current mayor, Byron Brown, has discovered (at : 50) the single most effective last-minute pitch ever: promise all the old people new flat-screen teevees! (AND DON'T FUCK WITH MEDICARE.) [
It's Mayoral Primary Day In Buffalo! Which Candidate Will Give Out Free Electronics?
It's Mayoral Primary Day In Buffalo! Which…
It's Mayoral Primary Day In Buffalo! Which Candidate Will Give Out Free Electronics?
The booming town of Buffalo, New York -- which finally won its independence last year after suffering decades under of the private ownership and slave economy of Tim Russert -- today is holding its Democratic mayoral primary, a.k.a. "the mayoral election." And the current mayor, Byron Brown, has discovered (at : 50) the single most effective last-minute pitch ever: promise all the old people new flat-screen teevees! (AND DON'T FUCK WITH MEDICARE.) [