I wonder how many people around my age remember the original after school special for Timer, who controlled the timing for your body to make it function? All that seems to have survived of him is that wagon wheel snack PSA.
Some motherfucker in my neighborhood is setting off loud firecrackers/fireworks.
This happens every fucking summer. Bang-bang season starts well before July 4 and lasts well after. Makes me crazy, and I don't even have pets or little kids.
As a loyal, dues paying , supporting member of the Wonkatariat, I believe I can say we do tend to point out the lack of foresight, rationality, good judgement, the dearth of success of our
Fearless Lieder. Yes, his daily faux pax are carved open and dissected here, not unlike that frog in
10th grade Biology. Therefore I offer this tiny bit of, how shall I say, a drop of penitencial comradery for our efforts.
You never have to ask what the crime is. It doesn't matter. Has Jordan already received his pardon or is this a part of his plan to escape responsibility for 1/6? Guy is a traitorous, talentless, gerrymandered, loser.
Got done with occupational therapy about half an hour ago. My shoulders are sore, and that’s because they made me do stuff with weights on my wrists. Let me state unequivocally that weights are evil. And I probably talked way too much again in physiotherapy this morning. At least they don’t mind me flapping my gums so long as I’m doing the exercises.
Part of me wants a nap now, part of me wants to watch some animated Batman.
Oh, and I’ve finally developed phantom limb. Right now it feels like my right foot is rotated on its side and the toes are stretched out. They tell me it gets easier to deal with as the brain gets used to the missing parts, but that can’t come soon enough.
My BIL is a real piece of work. Hasn’t had a job for a few years, riding on his wife’s income. He talks with Mrs C frequently and it’s always about his book club and pilates and mani-pedis and a great new restaurant they discovered. And yet, he couldn’t come to Jr’s graduation, and he couldn’t come to his niece’s wedding, because unemployed and can’t afford to travel. Fine, have a nice massage, asshole.
If your wife's brother is the kind of guy who "of course" did not marry his sweetie (I hope not babymama), I can picture what he's like. Commiserations.
When I was married, my ex's loser relatives picked all-time losers to marry/hook up with. The exception was her brother, a legit stud who dated a succession of extremely hot young babes (who all ended up leaving him sooner or later).
I wonder how many people around my age remember the original after school special for Timer, who controlled the timing for your body to make it function? All that seems to have survived of him is that wagon wheel snack PSA.
Some motherfucker in my neighborhood is setting off loud firecrackers/fireworks.
This happens every fucking summer. Bang-bang season starts well before July 4 and lasts well after. Makes me crazy, and I don't even have pets or little kids.
Whine and Jeezuz Day
"I loooove Jeeeeesus! Whyyy won't you give me everything I waaaaant and do everything I waaaaaant because I love Jeeeeeeesus so much!"
Blessed are the cheese makers.
As a loyal, dues paying , supporting member of the Wonkatariat, I believe I can say we do tend to point out the lack of foresight, rationality, good judgement, the dearth of success of our
Fearless Lieder. Yes, his daily faux pax are carved open and dissected here, not unlike that frog in
10th grade Biology. Therefore I offer this tiny bit of, how shall I say, a drop of penitencial comradery for our efforts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvzs2ozG-mc
From Ann Telnaes' Open Windows "Rep. Jordan wants the DoJ to prosecute Jack Smith":
https://anntelnaes.substack.com/p/rep-jordan-wants-the-department-of?
You never have to ask what the crime is. It doesn't matter. Has Jordan already received his pardon or is this a part of his plan to escape responsibility for 1/6? Guy is a traitorous, talentless, gerrymandered, loser.
So, it's Wine day, because we can't have cheese due to the listeria outbreak.
And hot fudge sundae? How, oh how has RFK, Jr. not figured out a way to fuck that up already?
From "Girl with the Dogs", Vanessa gives Lola, a rather difficult Samoyed, a spa day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhHryfPrQXk
Got done with occupational therapy about half an hour ago. My shoulders are sore, and that’s because they made me do stuff with weights on my wrists. Let me state unequivocally that weights are evil. And I probably talked way too much again in physiotherapy this morning. At least they don’t mind me flapping my gums so long as I’m doing the exercises.
Part of me wants a nap now, part of me wants to watch some animated Batman.
Oh, and I’ve finally developed phantom limb. Right now it feels like my right foot is rotated on its side and the toes are stretched out. They tell me it gets easier to deal with as the brain gets used to the missing parts, but that can’t come soon enough.
They used to inject grain alcohol into the stump. Alcohol is murder on nerves.
Bamz suprises WNBA All-Stars at their practice at his Presidential Center:
https://apnews.com/article/obama-wnba-all-stars-fe5ff9d58d8cf87816b3dfe48bfacc07?
Hell yeah
Aunt Aoife's Gingerlime Fizz
Juice of half a lime
1/2 tsp powdered ginger ( 1/2 that if you have fresh)
1/2 tsp sugar
pinch of salt
ice
Soda water.
Stir & chill.
Your Caturday Larry ...
https://youtu.be/jIIhvMUfQHc?si=BbIV3INnNwW6K-mI
Speaking of cries for help...
Streaming Saved by the Bell in order. On purpose.
We are here. How can we help, Robyn?
My BIL is a real piece of work. Hasn’t had a job for a few years, riding on his wife’s income. He talks with Mrs C frequently and it’s always about his book club and pilates and mani-pedis and a great new restaurant they discovered. And yet, he couldn’t come to Jr’s graduation, and he couldn’t come to his niece’s wedding, because unemployed and can’t afford to travel. Fine, have a nice massage, asshole.
Probably had a better time without him.
There, I said it.
Sounds like a real go-getter. When his wife gets off work he'll go get her.
So this charmer is married to your wife's sister, I take it?
He’s my wife’s brother. Common law marriage to his wife because he never bothered to marry her, or course.
If your wife's brother is the kind of guy who "of course" did not marry his sweetie (I hope not babymama), I can picture what he's like. Commiserations.
When I was married, my ex's loser relatives picked all-time losers to marry/hook up with. The exception was her brother, a legit stud who dated a succession of extremely hot young babes (who all ended up leaving him sooner or later).
Ball and Chain, indeed.
But he needs ME TIME!
What he NEEDS is a swift kick.
The problem with expecting US troops to not follow illegal orders is that for every Hugh Thompson, there are a hundred William Calleys.
That type of war criminal never gets "rusty".
They are indoctrinated from day one to never question orders
A littlr celebration of my husband of 34 yrs.
https://substack.com/profile/1554038-alpaca22/note/c-301643026?r=xb3q
Mazal Tov!
Mazels!
Congratulations!
"Yay!!!"
Congrats!
Blessed be the both of you. paul and I will celebrate 33 years of wedlock the first week of August.
I have fallen in love with that adorable black lab, a natural born water dog.
Congrats!
Molotov! You two are lucky to have each other.
I love happy marriages!
Me too