We're not sure how we managed to miss the original story about this last week, but better late than never, particularly with a story just designed for yr Wonkette to make maximum fun of. Yes, of course, we're talking about the California mayor who had to step down because he was caught on camera flinging dog poo at a neighbor's yard. Meet your real American hero, ex-mayor of sunny (we think?) San Marino, Dennis Kneier.
Meanwhile, in London, Ontario, the mayor is resigning because when he was a federal cabinet minister he used $1700 of federal money to pay for part of his son's wedding reception. Not alleged, he was convicted last week. Oh, and Rob Ford sent a letter to City Hall telling them to change the locks back on his office, because he's coming back June 30 at 1 pm.
Ha, ha, silly Negropolis. Obama is at fault is the <i>starting point</i>. After that it&#039;s really a matter of how he weasels his way out of it using Sharia Law.
Wow...we have run that joke into the ground. And then past the ground, through thousands of miles of layers of the earth&#039;s core, and had it resurface in China.
The intersection of curb your dog and kicking someone to the curb.
That&#039;s when all the really good street festivals happen in Toronto that Robbie can get drunk at (ex: Taste of the Danforth)
And the mayor decides where to park the dog poop.
The proper way of disposing of dog poop is with a golf club. What a faux paw.
He&#039;s resigning to spend more time with his turds.
Politician throws shit at constituents. This is news how?
Meanwhile, in London, Ontario, the mayor is resigning because when he was a federal cabinet minister he used $1700 of federal money to pay for part of his son&#039;s wedding reception. Not alleged, he was convicted last week. Oh, and Rob Ford sent a letter to City Hall telling them to change the locks back on his office, because he&#039;s coming back June 30 at 1 pm.
Ha, ha, silly Negropolis. Obama is at fault is the <i>starting point</i>. After that it&#039;s really a matter of how he weasels his way out of it using Sharia Law.
I thought the only person who can call 9/11 was Rudy Guiliani.
Kneier? I hardly knew her.
Wow...we have run that joke into the ground. And then past the ground, through thousands of miles of layers of the earth&#039;s core, and had it resurface in China.
Finally a story thay answers the question: &quot;Who gives a shit?&quot;
When poo flings pols, <i>that&#039;s</i> news.
Cleveland Steamer: you&#039;re doing it wrong.