I'm getting flashbacks to Airplane where they roll the credits and then you see the guy in the cab going "Okay, I'll give him another half hour, but that's it!"
OH!So...A coworker had a bad seizure a few days ago.She broke her two front teeth.She's diabietic and so young. Too young for this shit.I don't pray, but I'm hoping it's nothing serious.
"Joe Biden once said he would punch President Trump behind the barn. Why has he not carried out this threat and it is a complete abandonment of his entire platform?"
It's Psaki Ptuesday! With Dr. Pfauci! That's our joke, and we're STICKIN' WITH IT.
In my family, back in the day, one of the running gags was making up sentences full of silent letters, but with all the letters pronounced: one winner was, "Do gnomes eat gnocchi with knives?" (This is what happens when you're raised by literature professors--it's worse than being raised by wolves.)
Blow darts?
I'm getting flashbacks to Airplane where they roll the credits and then you see the guy in the cab going "Okay, I'll give him another half hour, but that's it!"
Drones with fully automatic blow darts.Just spray the crowds and hope for the best.
You know, I've always wanted to try out those elephant trank guns.
People should be up front about scheduling no-shows.
Sméagol was more charming, physically attractive and trustworthy than the orange thing.
agreed. I've read a number of studies and articles by experts on the subject over the years, and they all came to the same conclusion as you did.
I'm for it.
So is a smegma.
You know, it's actually a trope in romance novels for one lover to be decked out to the nines and the other to be filthy and sweaty.
OH!So...A coworker had a bad seizure a few days ago.She broke her two front teeth.She's diabietic and so young. Too young for this shit.I don't pray, but I'm hoping it's nothing serious.
"Joe Biden once said he would punch President Trump behind the barn. Why has he not carried out this threat and it is a complete abandonment of his entire platform?"
Seriously, Morgan left out the bit of "Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me . . ."
In 2016 police used a robot to kill a sniper in Dallas.
https://www.texastribune.or...
You know, the only good thing about the rumored return of TFG to social media would be watching him drown in litigation and bad hair days.
It's Psaki Ptuesday! With Dr. Pfauci! That's our joke, and we're STICKIN' WITH IT.
In my family, back in the day, one of the running gags was making up sentences full of silent letters, but with all the letters pronounced: one winner was, "Do gnomes eat gnocchi with knives?" (This is what happens when you're raised by literature professors--it's worse than being raised by wolves.)