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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

In the short term it may be the best strategy to fuck everyone else over and get yours, but long term it pays to cooperate. Religions were invented and commandments meted out to force people to cooperate, because, face it, people are dumb as rocks and can't see beyond their own nose.

So <i>that's</i> the question: why are we so mind-bogglingly stupid?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Circular motion goes in, linear motion comes out. You can't explain that!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

IK,R? It makes me pig-biting mad.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

At least now you understand why Limbawful is always mad.

Sending some pness enhancer your way.

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"<i>Depends.</i>" -- David Vitter

Jared James's avatar

Yoga-flavored vodka would be kind of horrible, smelling like rubbing alcohol and sweat and with an aftertaste of used gym mat.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Oh, that's about par for the course for the ones that I see.

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That's another thing about growing old. We tend to lose our e's.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I am mad because one of my favorite actors of all time died. RIP, Jim Garner.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I think you're onto something here, though. If the location is too expensive, just buy the house and move it somewhere cheaper. Problem solved.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I hope I am not going to be mad pretty soon that I didn't move to Canada in 2000 and again in 2004 because I could have Canadian citizenship (and health care) by now. The way things are going, though, I think this is a thing I will end up being mad about.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I do appreciate a nice mid-century, but there are precious few of them. That style devolved into mass produced ranch housing very rapidly. And those flat roofs ... they do leak very well! Where I live (New Orleans) about 75% of the housing stock is pre-1900. The flippers are demolishing everything and replacing it with recessed lighting. You can undo ugly 70's style renovations but you can't undo this shit.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Looking for a home made me very mad! It took months and everything I looked at was very dissappointing, and very expensive, because flippers and "hot market". Also HGTV and "Open Concept" floor plan made me VERY mad because 100 year old houses used to have nice things like hallways and nooks and rooms and other nice things and I love old houses and the Open Concept people take all those things away. And opening the front door to see the kitchen sink made me very mad! But I finally found <a href="http:\/\/image.blingee.com\/images19\/content\/output\/000\/000\/000\/801\/822044991_703887.gif\?4" target="_blank">this babby which was everything i wanted so I made a blingee</a>. And now I'm doing some "un-renovation" to restore it to its 1910 glory which is very messy but I am not mad, because when I'm done this homo will have a beautiful homo house, like all homo houses, because everything outside of it is sucky.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I have almost a triple digit pness and it is taking forever and it makes me VERY VERY MAD. I am sick of using the servant's entrance to get in here and mad, mad mad about my small pness!!!!!!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The younguns will vote out the dumbasses, eventually. Heck, even Kansas is wising up to the Koch suckers they elected.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Having a reasonably good grip on reality must give us some sort of an advantage. I haven't seen much evidence of this, but it's gotta be true.