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beb's avatar

I am surprised and pleased at how quickly and solidly the party unified behind Kamale Harris.

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subterrene's avatar

His consternation, and the nimbleness of the Democratic party, have been keeping me floating all week

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Doctor Kiddo's avatar

PAB couldn't concede his loss and actively obstructed the peaceful transition of power in 2020. Instead he conspired in an insurrection plot, sent his mob to kill his own VP, stole classified documents, and refused to attend the inauguration of President Biden. PAB has no idea what public service means. I am enjoying watching his terror as he faces another defeat, and eventual justice for his crimes.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Is that just perfect or what? Chump and his closest advisors base their political strategies on ethnic stereotypes.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

So what you’re saying is, that Shitler’s unhappy with his pole numbers ...

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/112833748299002498

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CessnaDriver's avatar

handsome Joey can now run the table.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Beautiful.

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Catherine Berry's avatar

Sauron failed to recapture the One Ring because he literally couldn't imagine that anyone would voluntarily give it up.

Literature can teach us a lot.

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Lisa's avatar

Yep you got it all Evan. How indeed?

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Nick Sr.'s avatar

I’m thrilled things are going well for Kamala and I support her 100%. But until this weekend I thought Biden was in it to win it. Trump is a bratty, whiny, childish stupid asshole, but there are millions of Biden supporters who also didn’t think he was going to drop out.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

That’s it, I need to know what dog hurt Lord Shits-in-Pants because I would like to buy them a bone, some squeaky toys and a new bed. Oh? What’s that? It’s just a lazy verbal tic because he has the limited vocabulary of a 5 year old high on cough medicine? Got it.

The same tired insults and hang-ups, over and over and over again. He’s like if an evil Teddy Ruxpin got run over by a Corolla. So tiresome. What kind of limited, defective person you’d have to be to be in thrall to this guy.

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LoCoJo's avatar

I've been considering signing up to be a poll worker for the election. If I do it, I'm going to need a suitable under the radar I'm With Her ensemble. Since Kamala has been photographed abcouple times wearing Chucks, I'm thinking of getting these (plus I've had my eye on them for awhile):

https://www.converse.com/shop/p/custom-chuck-taylor-all-star-glitter-by-you-unisex-low-top-shoe/A11580CSU24_partypink.html?pid=A11580CSU24&dwvar_A11580CSU24_color=party%20pink&styleNo=A11580C&buyrec=false&pdp=true&cgid=custom-low-top-shoes

I wish they came in blue.

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Regret's avatar

If you're not going to follow the spirit as well as the letter of the rules, then don't be a poll worker.

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Revenant's avatar

wizard brains? I think not, more like lizard brains.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Hey, folks, PAB is now the OLDEST presidential nominee EVER in the history of the Republic, and he is not exactly the picture of health.

Suppose every liberal's wildest fantasy came true and he suddenly pitched forward stone dead into a plate of Big Macs? Do you think the Rs have any contingency plan?

Who am I kidding?

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Michael Bowen's avatar

The resultant crab bucket would be entertaining for sure.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

I do not want him dead. I want him physically incapacitated but aware of what's going on. Being convicted of every crime he's been charged with and sentenced to prison for the rest of his life would qualify. If every member of his family ceased to acknowledge his existence at that point, that would be good, too.

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Nemo's avatar

I used to fantasize about the torments I would like to inflict upon Donald Rumsfeld for his life of crime. Suffice it to say that I would use the art of Hieronymus Bosch to provide inspiration. To go beyond that would incur the ban hammer.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

I understand the impulse. My fantasy punishment for tfg is intended specifically for him--make it impossible for him to play golf, remove all attention from him and hold him to account for his crimes. I don't think any of those are cruel and unusual, but I think they would be more effective on him than anything that might count as torture (which I would not condone for anyone).

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Nemo's avatar

I like that: in other words to compel him to actually perceive himself. The actual horror of his own reality.

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Katherine Harris's avatar

“Why did Fox News put up Tim Walz, Governor of Minnesota, where I am leading? They make me fight battles that I shouldn’t have to fight!”

Minnesota hasn’t gone red since 1972. If we didn’t go red for Reagan, I refuse to believe we’d throw that streak away for freaking Trump.

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Dina's avatar

I actually laughed out loud at that post. Granted, there are pockets of Trumpistan in MN (my liberal kids are living smack-dab in the middle of one in central Minnesota), but as a whole there's NO WAY trump would ever be leading in the polls in that state. Like you say, it was the ONLY blue state when Mondale ran against Reagan—we all pretty much knew St. Ronnie would win by a landslide but everyone said fuck it, we're voting for our guy anyway.

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tim gueguen's avatar

Even ignoring Biden's age like any of us there was always a chance he could have suffered a life altering event or died, and hence no longer been the Democratic nominee. You'd think the Republicans would have had more than one plan on hand in case something like that happened.

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Mexfiles's avatar

life altering OR died? Can't think of anything more life altering than death.

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tim gueguen's avatar

If you're dead you don't have to deal with it.

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Revenant's avatar

That would be true IF they weren't an extortion racket cum/cannibal convention cum/giant diaper for Donnie posing as a political party for tax purposes

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oscarphile's avatar

"He's old he's old he's old he's old he's old he's old he's old!"

"So what do we do if he dies?"

"Huh? What? Whaddya mean?"

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