Happy Sunday, Wonketariat! We hope this love note finds you fat and happy. We should take a moment before we go get ACTUAL brunch, to do internet brunch gossip about the Most Popular Stories of the week. You all were all over the place this week, with your favorites!
Laugh while you can. Next week,there probably won't be a single instance of candidate tomfoolery, police skulduggery, racial, ethnic, or gender insensitivity, legislative dumbfuckery, oppression of dominant cultural institutions or groups, dishonesty, hypocrisy, or indigestion. The Wonkette business model is broken.
The Koch Brothers had to explain to that dumb New Pope just how much the Lord loves pollution. It’s in the Bible. Just as one of the commenters (TomG) on yesterday's NRA thread posted Scripture bits in which Jesus talked up the virtues of weaponry.
Jeez, it's starting to feel like a megachurch around here. Print some more Commie Girl tank tops if you want money!
remember, man who pass gas in church, sit in own pew.
Stop paying your commenters so much if you don't have enough monies.
Glad to see you're economizing by not sending robo-thank-you emails for donations anymore!
Laugh while you can. Next week,there probably won't be a single instance of candidate tomfoolery, police skulduggery, racial, ethnic, or gender insensitivity, legislative dumbfuckery, oppression of dominant cultural institutions or groups, dishonesty, hypocrisy, or indigestion. The Wonkette business model is broken.
We're not??? SHY, FIX THAT! MAKE THE IMPERSONAL ROBO EMAILS GO OUT AGAIN!!!!!
Can do, but won't.
Might upset the babby.
Don't worry. Florida will take up the slack.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth has really let herself go.
What? Too soon?
How come you haven't added Obama's Anger Translator Luther at the White House Correspondent's Dinner?
That is bound to make right wing heads assplode.
Allen West stopping football injuries by saying little prayers
I call bullshit. I say little prayers all the time, and Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are still healthy.
I did get a touchingly heartfelt receipt from PayPal!
Warner Oland libel!
That's 'cuz others are pleading the case from the other--correct and deity approved--side. You don't have a prayer!
The Koch Brothers had to explain to that dumb New Pope just how much the Lord loves pollution. It’s in the Bible. Just as one of the commenters (TomG) on yesterday's NRA thread posted Scripture bits in which Jesus talked up the virtues of weaponry.
Put away your sword? Turn the other cheek? Blessed are the peacemakers?That JC was so gun-totin...1500 years before there were even guns.