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FZsdaughter's avatar

Jeez, it's starting to feel like a megachurch around here. Print some more Commie Girl tank tops if you want money!

RickyG's avatar

remember, man who pass gas in church, sit in own pew.

whatwhomever's avatar

Stop paying your commenters so much if you don't have enough monies.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Glad to see you're economizing by not sending robo-thank-you emails for donations anymore!

schmannity's avatar

Laugh while you can. Next week,there probably won't be a single instance of candidate tomfoolery, police skulduggery, racial, ethnic, or gender insensitivity, legislative dumbfuckery, oppression of dominant cultural institutions or groups, dishonesty, hypocrisy, or indigestion. The Wonkette business model is broken.

rebecca's avatar

We're not??? SHY, FIX THAT! MAKE THE IMPERSONAL ROBO EMAILS GO OUT AGAIN!!!!!

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Can do, but won't.

Might upset the babby.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Don't worry. Florida will take up the slack.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Alice Roosevelt Longworth has really let herself go.

What? Too soon?

kindness's avatar

How come you haven't added Obama's Anger Translator Luther at the White House Correspondent's Dinner?

That is bound to make right wing heads assplode.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Allen West stopping football injuries by saying little prayers

I call bullshit. I say little prayers all the time, and Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are still healthy.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

I did get a touchingly heartfelt receipt from PayPal!

RickyG's avatar

Warner Oland libel!

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

That's 'cuz others are pleading the case from the other--correct and deity approved--side. You don't have a prayer!

Shibusa's avatar

The Koch Brothers had to explain to that dumb New Pope just how much the Lord loves pollution. It’s in the Bible. Just as one of the commenters (TomG) on yesterday's NRA thread posted Scripture bits in which Jesus talked up the virtues of weaponry.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Put away your sword? Turn the other cheek? Blessed are the peacemakers?That JC was so gun-totin...1500 years before there were even guns.