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HazooToo's avatar

Bothered 5 so far, more later.

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HazooToo's avatar

Proving he's a little chickenshit. Again.

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HazooToo's avatar

Actually, according to his big stupid fat lying face, that was a pic of actual ballot bins... in the UK. That he just said "meh, it'll work".

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Changeling's avatar

I might need the TP myself, but not the tampons any more, as I'm transgendered and still have the original plumbing. Women who like clowns might be disappointed, though, because I like men. But you have a good point - for the straight men it might be a very good place to get laid / find someone.

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Pirate Jenny's avatar

I don't want That Guy to have a heart attack and die. I want him to have a stroke that renders him incapable of speech, and then I want him to live a long, long time.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Is that OUR Brad??

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute... let's not forget our journalmalism standards, please...has that been confirmed by Macedonian nooz sites yet? .

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Reba Burch's avatar

Umm...do I have to go number one...or number two...

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Historicat's avatar

It depends are we talking The Day the Earth Stood Still or Mars Attacks? There's a huge difference.

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BadKitty904's avatar

By all means. Our current political scene clearly indicates that some folks need to learn what happens when a rich, self-entitled minority unjustly oppresses the poorer, laboring majority and tries to eradicate said majority's right to liberty, fraternity and equality.

In the meantime, though no barber, I'll start sharpening the National Razor...

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steelhips's avatar

OT but I have to ask. Was the commuting of Chelsea Manning's sentence a big FU to the GOP?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Here's all the House and Senate twitter addresses. Make a nuisance of yourself.

http://www.democraticunderg...

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chicken thief's avatar

Any truth to the rumor I'm starting that Pence retained Aaron Schock to decorate his office?

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

People are saying it's big FU to Julian Assange.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Every single fucking time I boot up my computer, I get a pop-up informing me that my McAfee coverage has lapsed and I need to resubscribe to it.

Every. Single. Fucking. Time.

Fuck you, John McAfee. You're as bad as the Russians in my book.

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Little Lulu's avatar

But no one seems to have a problem pronouncing "nucleus" correctly. Only an idiot would say,"NOO-culus". It should be a shibboleth for weeding the true idiots out of government.

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