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His mom was Meg Bracken, she wrote the " I hate to cook book" he probably resents all the hot dogs in his early diet.

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The .22/.410 has come in a number of variations, w/ one of the more promising being an unchoked military version that can fire .45 rounds from the shotgun barrel. Overall, a decent small-game hunting weapon that can take on more threatening targets in a pinch is better in a survival scenario than any amount of paramilitary hardware.

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"so we may just have to get our hands on some of that for you, the readers."

Uh, that won't be necessary, thank you so much.

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I think it might have started with the excellent book "World War Z", where the survivors being interviewed point out that although zombies don't see all that well, their hearing is excellent, and the sound of shots brings them running from miles around because it means there's dinner there that's going to be out of ammo, eventually.

ETA: The point being, something quiet like a bow and arrows, or a long polearm is a better bet, as long as you aren't dealing with some sort of Zerg rush of zombies. Although in that case, you're probably fucked anyway.

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I hate to rain on your parade, but you can't actually drive them out of business. Apparently among the sovereign-militia-bedwetters community, there is a huge desire for camouflage diapers. My solution: amend the constitution to ban camouflage diapers. You're welcome.

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Well, I hate to brag, but I certainly poop every day. Who knew I was such an adherent to the Second Amendment?

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Who among us has not hoped for a dick joke

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And don't forget your machetes. You don't have to reload a machete

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"bad self-published (we think) post-apocalyptic fiction, so we may just have to get our hands on some of that for you, the readers" holy mary mother of god! i'm sure you can get hold of it, but, who in the seekrit wonko chat cave is gonna get assigned the guaranteed life-threatening duty of reading and summarizing such evil shit?!? y'all don't have enough money to indemnify the poor bastid who draws the black bean of having to report on that furshlugginer book. the brain-bleach bills alone will kill ya -- if the victim, er, reporter even survives long enough to receive treatment. don't do it, i beg of you.

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🎶Apocalyptic wasteland Apocalyptic wasteland We're all (gunned down in the crossfire between two nut-jobs with guns and) wasted🎶

(FUCK! Too many syllables 😣😣😣)

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I have masochistic tendencies, so I volunteer to do it for free, provided someone sends me a copy 😉😉😉

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At the same hour 😂😂😂

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DADT 😀😀😀

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Head to wonkette.com 😎😎😎

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Or some of the nice members of the local mosque carrying a semi-automatic version of the AK-47.

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& the donkey they rode in on 😀😀😀

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