Did you stay up late watching the president's four-second speech about the end of the "fightin' part" of the 2003 U.S. invasion of Iraq? Then you must be feeling very victorious today, and ready to prosecute the next war against American Freedom, which is the war against the way we spent money we didn't have on Chinese "consumer goods" we didn't need but kept magically using Ancient Islam to make money come out of our genies (our mortgaged houses) by using the foreign-sounding "HELOC loans." This is why Barack Obama and George W. Bush enjoyed a telephone chat yesterday, and why Robert Gates is in Baghdad right now about to give Iraq a certificate of attendance for having the shit blown out of it for a decade now.Would you feel better if you actually listened to Obama's televised address, right here on your Wonkette, in the bitter light of day? Fine, listen to it. Watch it. Feel the Freedom:
Blair ... sums up <strike>Gordon&rsquo;s</strike> Bush&#039;s <strike>skills</strike> specialness like this: <i>I wish I could quit you man!</i>&quot;.
Blair ... sums up <strike>Gordon&rsquo;s</strike> Bush&#039;s <strike>skills</strike> specialness like this: <i>I wish I could quit you man!</i>&quot;.
AND over 30,000 wounded. Sorry that&#039;s not very funny is it? What&#039;s the penalty for punching ex-presidents?
well at least blair drank excessively while in office. we didn&#039;t even get that.
Hooray for the surge, because it totally worked! Suck it, General Shinseki!