I will still never forget Paris Hilton's mugshot...she looked like she was flirting with the cameraman.
However, at age 41, she ghosted a memoir, saying that her image as a bimbo was created by her handlers, which was unsurprising. Even less surprising was that she said she was sexually molested as a teenager.
I have heard of only THREE famous Hollywood women who have had anything good to say about sex:
Asa Akigumo (Akira), a proud pornographic movie star, who talks about the fun she has had in her work and free-spirited life in her memoir.
Courtney Love, who said it is her second favorite thing in the world after her daughter.
Dana Delaney, who talked up the virtues of dating younger men, the energy she gets from doing nude scenes, and how she seduced her boyfriend as a teenager in her home for her first encounter.
All the rest seem to have been raped, molested, violated, blackmailed, harassed, or targeted. And that is not funny. That is a horrific shame upon every single man who has needlessly inflicted that on ANY WOMAN.
Meadows looks like he just freshened up from a weekend bender where he passed out. Jenna looks crazy but so does Sydney Powell in a more Pennywise kind of way.
Jenna Ellis' mugshot looks more like the Facebook photo of a woman who is just DEE-lighted to help stuff (other) women back into their traditional roles of cook, housekeeper and fucktoy. Ray Smith's just SCREAMS "troubled loner who got caught distributing home made pipe bombs all over the neighborhood". Roodles the clown? "Yeah, so I'm a straight up Fascist, whaddya gonna go about it?" John Eastman's hobbies are torturing small animals and his surprisingly complete collection of snuff films dating back to the 30s (who knew there were so many?) . Big Donnie is contemplating meat hooks and wire nooses for anyone who turns States Evidence.
I think the gallery can also be used as a "match the mugshot to the previous form" test - ie:
Sexual abuser and multi-million dollar fraudster
Political operative who thought he could ride the tiger
Academic lawyer spiraling down in his own vortex of power-grabbing theories to ignore the Constitution
Politician who spent his retirement associating with more and more disreputable people, and subjecting female employees to more and more degrading treatment
Local bail bondsman caught up in movie script
Low-quality young lawyer who thinks "I'm a Christian!!!" is a get-out-of-jail-free card, and is now Finding Out
"Anyway, since even the Bible says humor is a healthy coping mechanism (it does not say this)..."
Now, I am not a biblical scholar but I always look at the bible as similar to the internet, be careful before you suggest that something does not exist.
Quick Google search led to Proverbs, which I've never personally read, which seems to contradict your assertion.
“A cheerful heart is a good medicine, but a downcast spirit dries up the bones” (Proverbs 17:22)
I'm not sure I agree that it's the "best" thing, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, but I agree that it's almost always possible to find something to support whatever it is that someone is contending.
The problem with TFG / PAB haircut is that it should have a killer and derogatory name that we can say and everyone nods and laughs and says LOL!
But to date I have not seen that usage come into being! The problem is that it has enough mass to be a mullet but it is not on the back of the head but is on the side.
This leaves out terms like "Camaro Cut" or "Kentucky Waterfall". (Just off the top of my head I want this slang to reference Florida.)
One type of mullet is called the 'ape drape'
Could we modify this to "rape drape"? If we add some Florida to the mix we might end up with the "Tallahassee Rape Drape".
No. That ain't working for me. Too long.
OK, everyone. I am open to suggestions. This is one nut I just can't crack!
Jenna Ellis has the best look of the bunch.
I will still never forget Paris Hilton's mugshot...she looked like she was flirting with the cameraman.
However, at age 41, she ghosted a memoir, saying that her image as a bimbo was created by her handlers, which was unsurprising. Even less surprising was that she said she was sexually molested as a teenager.
I have heard of only THREE famous Hollywood women who have had anything good to say about sex:
Asa Akigumo (Akira), a proud pornographic movie star, who talks about the fun she has had in her work and free-spirited life in her memoir.
Courtney Love, who said it is her second favorite thing in the world after her daughter.
Dana Delaney, who talked up the virtues of dating younger men, the energy she gets from doing nude scenes, and how she seduced her boyfriend as a teenager in her home for her first encounter.
All the rest seem to have been raped, molested, violated, blackmailed, harassed, or targeted. And that is not funny. That is a horrific shame upon every single man who has needlessly inflicted that on ANY WOMAN.
Meadows a "zaddy"?
When I look at his picture I see him putting his hands on his hips and intoning: "It's just a jump to the left!"
Meadows looks like he just freshened up from a weekend bender where he passed out. Jenna looks crazy but so does Sydney Powell in a more Pennywise kind of way.
Jenna Ellis' mugshot looks more like the Facebook photo of a woman who is just DEE-lighted to help stuff (other) women back into their traditional roles of cook, housekeeper and fucktoy. Ray Smith's just SCREAMS "troubled loner who got caught distributing home made pipe bombs all over the neighborhood". Roodles the clown? "Yeah, so I'm a straight up Fascist, whaddya gonna go about it?" John Eastman's hobbies are torturing small animals and his surprisingly complete collection of snuff films dating back to the 30s (who knew there were so many?) . Big Donnie is contemplating meat hooks and wire nooses for anyone who turns States Evidence.
Yes, string up some disloyal Klaus Graf von Puffenstuff.
Sidney Powell IS the Chucklefuck.
I think the gallery can also be used as a "match the mugshot to the previous form" test - ie:
Sexual abuser and multi-million dollar fraudster
Political operative who thought he could ride the tiger
Academic lawyer spiraling down in his own vortex of power-grabbing theories to ignore the Constitution
Politician who spent his retirement associating with more and more disreputable people, and subjecting female employees to more and more degrading treatment
Local bail bondsman caught up in movie script
Low-quality young lawyer who thinks "I'm a Christian!!!" is a get-out-of-jail-free card, and is now Finding Out
etc.
"Anyway, since even the Bible says humor is a healthy coping mechanism (it does not say this)..."
Now, I am not a biblical scholar but I always look at the bible as similar to the internet, be careful before you suggest that something does not exist.
Quick Google search led to Proverbs, which I've never personally read, which seems to contradict your assertion.
“A cheerful heart is a good medicine, but a downcast spirit dries up the bones” (Proverbs 17:22)
https://aleteia.org/2018/06/15/are-there-any-funny-jokes-in-the-bible/
The best thing about the bible is that it can be used to support, or refute, any particular argument to which you are inclined.
So can the Grimms' "Kinder- und Hausmärchen," but nobody goes into a Dollar General to kill people in the name of Snow White.
Oops.
I'm not sure I agree that it's the "best" thing, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, but I agree that it's almost always possible to find something to support whatever it is that someone is contending.
The expression on Kenneth Chesebro's face looks like a teller at a sperm bank hosing out a safe deposit box.
Oh, mercy! Two days ago, but you won the internets today!
These don't even look like "mugshots", but more like "glamour shots"
ORANGE STEEL!
The way Trump is grifting off the picture its more of a money shot.
I so agree. They stopped just short of filters fer chrissake.
The problem with TFG / PAB haircut is that it should have a killer and derogatory name that we can say and everyone nods and laughs and says LOL!
But to date I have not seen that usage come into being! The problem is that it has enough mass to be a mullet but it is not on the back of the head but is on the side.
This leaves out terms like "Camaro Cut" or "Kentucky Waterfall". (Just off the top of my head I want this slang to reference Florida.)
One type of mullet is called the 'ape drape'
Could we modify this to "rape drape"? If we add some Florida to the mix we might end up with the "Tallahassee Rape Drape".
No. That ain't working for me. Too long.
OK, everyone. I am open to suggestions. This is one nut I just can't crack!
The floor mat.
The unnamed co-cutspirator.
That's a real puzzler. I can't come up with any either, at least not "off the top of my head" Nyuck,nyuck!
I don't think these authoritarian wannabes would enjoy authoritarian justice. I, however, would enjoy showing it to them, with votes yada yada
OK Miss Sara B. I've seen enough. I now say that every penny I send to Wonkette to pay you with is money well spent!
Please keep up the good work!
(Shivers a bit, disgusted with the entire mob)
Announcement: Owing to the continuing entertainment industry strikes, no new episodes of "Queer Eye for the Straight-Out Felon" are in production.
Trump is just wearing the same suit he always wears.
His suit is known as "The Four-Flush."
In that way he's like Einstein, but without the brains, the hair, the physique, the looks, the charisma, the integrity, the friends, on and on
As my grandfather used to say, the woman looks like a possum eating a bottle cap.