Early this morning, Ivanka Trump briefly sat in for her Daddy at a G20 session on “Partnership with Africa, Migration and Health,” while he got up to go do some other stuff he deemed more important than a session on “Partnership with Africa, Migration and Health.” Yes, she plopped her little butt right down next to Angela Merkel and Chinese President Xi Jinping, whipped out her Lisa Frank notebook and her pink feather topped pen and proceeded to Legally Blonde the shit out of the G20.
Maybe he was off watching a Fox & Friends repeat where he was a call-in guest.
Or maybe, he disappeared because the session was called "Partnership with Africa, Migration and Health”. The Orange Foolius has made it pretty clear that black folks, immigrants, and healthcare aren't exactly his top 3 priorities.
Ohhhh, you should've. We were all warned, and no one picked up on it - certainly not the media, may the ghost of Murrow continue to fuck them sideways. I think it was Eric who declared early on that Dad's job would be "making America great again" [through golfing and continually kissing Putin's ass, one presumes] leaving him free to do the actual executive/administrative work.
If this was Chelsea, Bill and/or Hillary would have hauled her ass out of the seat.
But not Daddy Dearest. Hell no.
Forcing out the remains of that wienerschnitzel from the night before?
Or the dipshit that post this Tweet.
I'm so very happy for you. (SeeTrain said, his jaw cracking and his teeth grinding into dust in his own mouth.) ; )
Honestly, the first part is legit.
Actually, she was trying to sit on his lap and he stood up too fast.
Maybe he was off watching a Fox & Friends repeat where he was a call-in guest.
Or maybe, he disappeared because the session was called "Partnership with Africa, Migration and Health”. The Orange Foolius has made it pretty clear that black folks, immigrants, and healthcare aren't exactly his top 3 priorities.
But her emails!
Because food stamps, school lunches, medicare, and planned parenthood don't "trickle down."
She had her Mason shoe catalogue with her to take orders?
The only thing that trickles down is piss down the leg of a 1%er.
If only we had some skilled diplomats, a Department of Foreign Countries and Stuff, who could handle these things.
Ohhhh, you should've. We were all warned, and no one picked up on it - certainly not the media, may the ghost of Murrow continue to fuck them sideways. I think it was Eric who declared early on that Dad's job would be "making America great again" [through golfing and continually kissing Putin's ass, one presumes] leaving him free to do the actual executive/administrative work.
Fuck you so very much. So now you just don't like Ivanka any more? Your redemption isn't that cheaply bought, cupcake.
Yeah, but HE can be impeached.
Eaten right off the side of the road, or hotted up first?
"Technically Ivanka is the "HandJOB of the king"."
There, fixed it for ya.