Ivanka Trump has been given an official position in the White House as an advisor to her daddy.
Really, Wonkette? If Daddy's baby can't make him to get decent haircut, ...
oh shit, this is a snark site. My bad. I'll show myself out. Anger issues. Sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Cat slits in a human face don't work for me. Cheekbones support, they shouldn't be the only thing I can see.
MIF, of course, no receipts.
Assumes that someone bright is also sick. I think we're missing a few criteria.
Or do I need recalibrate snarkmeter?
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Oh, I don't know. I'd maybe talk to the tRump's for five minutes if they were, say, wearing a blindfold and smoking their last cigarette.
Possibly? Around that time.
I believe you. I'm a sniffer, too.
Hah!
Never skip the tripping butAlways trip the skipping!
Does any one have her number at the White House? My wife says I dress like a slob and could use a few fashion tips. Hey, I might as well get value for my tax dollars!
ewwww
Working her way up and down in the family business...
Hey, the Borgias were *fun* and commissioned a lot of great art. The Dumpster Fire owns giclee prints that he claims are Renoirs, FFS.
Some Innsmouth shit fer sure.
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Really, Wonkette? If Daddy's baby can't make him to get decent haircut, ...
oh shit, this is a snark site. My bad. I'll show myself out. Anger issues. Sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Cat slits in a human face don't work for me. Cheekbones support, they shouldn't be the only thing I can see.
MIF, of course, no receipts.
Assumes that someone bright is also sick. I think we're missing a few criteria.
Or do I need recalibrate snarkmeter?
chin chinniny chin chin cherree
Oh, I don't know. I'd maybe talk to the tRump's for five minutes if they were, say, wearing a blindfold and smoking their last cigarette.
Possibly? Around that time.
I believe you. I'm a sniffer, too.
Hah!
Never skip the tripping butAlways trip the skipping!
Does any one have her number at the White House? My wife says I dress like a slob and could use a few fashion tips. Hey, I might as well get value for my tax dollars!
ewwww
Working her way up and down in the family business...
Hey, the Borgias were *fun* and commissioned a lot of great art. The Dumpster Fire owns giclee prints that he claims are Renoirs, FFS.
Some Innsmouth shit fer sure.
https://media.giphy.com/med...