Ivanka Trump has been given an official position in the White House as an advisor to her daddy. The position will be unpaid, making her more like a princess who gets to talk sometimes than anything else. Now, some might call that "nepotism" -- or suggest that hiring one's own family to do everything is kind of a corrupt thing to do -- but need I remind you that several royal rulers of centuries past often relied on family members as counselors? For instance, Mikhail Romanov, the first of the Romanov Tsars, was appointed Tsar when he was but 17 years old, and thus relied heavily on the advice of his mother, "The Great Nun" Martha, for a while, and then his father, Patriarch Filaret, after he got back from exile, and his mother's relatives who were actually pretty corrupt, actually.
Does any one have her number at the White House? My wife says I dress like a slob and could use a few fashion tips. Hey, I might as well get value for my tax dollars!
Really, Wonkette? If Daddy's baby can't make him to get decent haircut, ...
oh shit, this is a snark site. My bad. I'll show myself out. Anger issues. Sorry.
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Cat slits in a human face don't work for me. Cheekbones support, they shouldn't be the only thing I can see.
MIF, of course, no receipts.
Assumes that someone bright is also sick. I think we're missing a few criteria.
Or do I need recalibrate snarkmeter?
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Oh, I don't know. I'd maybe talk to the tRump's for five minutes if they were, say, wearing a blindfold and smoking their last cigarette.
Possibly? Around that time.
I believe you. I'm a sniffer, too.
Hah!
Never skip the tripping butAlways trip the skipping!
Does any one have her number at the White House? My wife says I dress like a slob and could use a few fashion tips. Hey, I might as well get value for my tax dollars!
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Working her way up and down in the family business...
Hey, the Borgias were *fun* and commissioned a lot of great art. The Dumpster Fire owns giclee prints that he claims are Renoirs, FFS.
Some Innsmouth shit fer sure.
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