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The horseshit did not fall far from the horse's ass.

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That hair cut is as awful as her fashion choices.

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Doesn't hafta be HER babies-- didn't you watch 'Jupiter Rising'?

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We would've been begging George IV (or whatever) to take us back, so we could be sane, like Canada.

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Three-dog-nights are coming.

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Firstmost, Ivan'ka is weird as fuck, she is robotic on purpose and artificial but not in an intelligent way, more like, artificial phoniness. That's right, even her made up and make believe personality is a put on, the dreaded double whammy.

Her voice is a few blips and bleeps shy of a droid and yet, she too is not the droid that we are looking for.

She is lying, just like her Sire and she really tries to sell it and I guess hope that people fall for the act? No one does and yet she persists. I happen to personally know the definition of insanity and this is textbook. Just keep repeating the same failed efforts over and over again.Its not brilliant and/or designed to win over the brightest of minds. No, this is a tactic based on winning some of the people some of the time and never ever letting on that you know that its a scam. Stick to your bullshit like your millions depend on it and always be selling.PT Barnum would be so proud.

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What part of "government service" is Ivanka involved in? (What's her "Ivankanvolvement??")

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Baby coffins? Not a "growth" industry. (sorry,,,)

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something something complicit commision

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I don't have an answer for that. She's obviously used other people's babies in the past. I guess that they wont serve her at the abortionplex any more.

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Awwwww!!

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She's added something awful to her sexy secret whisper in such a short time. It's the mark of the martyr-- quick pained smile insert. It's awfully feminine. She's in pain, you know, but she's determined to rise above this, at least while face to face with the odious public that tortures her, like they did Thomas Jefferson's daughter. Her rage erupted briefly tho, in her allusion to the dirty swine who make up bad things about her excellent Dad and tells them to journalists. What about how her father-- always giving voice to the voiceless and fighting so hard for those sorts of people every gosh darned day?

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I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall when President Pelosi walks into the White House and tells Ivanka “Get the fuck outta my house, bitch!”

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Lucky Martha--getting letters from papa. Most of Jefferson's children didn't get letters because slaves were not taught to read. .

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One also notes that all the wealth she may have 'created' has gone straight into her own pockets.

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If she stood next to a radiator, she'd melt.

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