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did you just assume my origin story?

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Always the predator and somehow the victim. It's who they are.

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Lots of criminals involved in the insurrection didn’t speak at Trump’s rally. It’s not really a great focal point to use as a defense. And I think nobody should be surprised that Trump is willing to hide behind his spawn, by claiming a protective fatherly position. He’d grab the closest female or child to use as a human shield if literally under fire. None of his kids are likely to be loyal to him if it comes down to them taking the hit on his behalf, unless they are more leveraged by him than anything we can dig up on them. Jr. might be more loyal compared to the others though. And, possibly Jarvanka has the goods on daddy dearest, and more motivation to use it if needed. They are a pit of very tacky vipers.

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Spontaneous utterance.

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Texas 2022 primary is March 1. Last day to register to vote is January 31.

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You must be new. Pix of Ivanka & TFG were common here, and they always got upvoted. The number of people who "never did that" is like all the Germans who never noticed the smoke coming out of the chimneys in the concentration/death camps. If you don't do it, just shut the fuck up. Stop trying to grab glory for not being a asshole.

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Well, that deserves a block.

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Golden handcuffs for the Plastic Princess.

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“They are using whatever powers they have. They couldn't care less. They are vicious people,” AND “It's a disgrace, what's going on. They're using these things to try and get people's minds off how incompetently our country is being run. And they don't care. They'll go after children,” It's always always always with the projection.

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As the Committee is well aware, Ivanka wasn't even born when the attack on Pearl Harbor began, and furthermore, she has never been to Rwanda! Hence, she is utterly innocent of any wrongdoing....

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Exactly. It was very unfair of you to put them in this situation, Dotard.

Although, they have been willing accomplices long enough that they bear responsibility. That's their signature on all those fraudulent real estate documents.

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Princess of Wails, more like

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Everyone is someone’s child

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I did not know this...

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