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I thought that was just the primaries

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YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

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Yuuuck....I worked for a few months at another company before taking the job I have now. The owner was TERRIBLE for ignoring personal boundaries. He knew damn well I'm not a "hugger" but he'd still get in my personal space anyway. It wasn't sexual, it was just...ugh. Don't put your head on my shoulder when you feel bad, I am NOT YOUR MOMMY! The last straw was when we were getting ready to have a meeting and we needed one more space at the table. I was about to get up and shift my stool over but instead of waiting, he physically picked the stool up and moved it while I was STILL ON IT.

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Why women don't respond happily and openly to actual compliments: because there's a large chance the next thing out of some rando's mouth will be some inappropriate garbage.

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Words hurt.

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That is totally unacceptable! I'm sure he thought he was being clever instead of ugh. I once worked with a woman who would get so close to my face when talking that I would literally have to step back. I often wondered if it was a dominance/power thing. She did it to nearly everyone.

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Bingo. And if you ignore them, chances are the next thing that comes out of their mouth is "Fuck you, you stuck up bitch!"

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yeah, but Lucius, he was HAWT! (I will avoid conjuring up imagery about "Slytherin" and where it could slyther, cuz I am a mom, and...)Ah, who the fuck am I kidding?

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i misread that as "strafing nuns." Lindbergh, you've gone too far!

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Is that what you call her?

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We have a winner!

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Apparently we all stand under the shining halo of Mrs. Pennacchia's special angel, Robyn, because God knows that we did not get there by our own merit.

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Turn that music DOWN!!!!

If only I had a nickel for every time my mom screamed that at me...

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All 3.

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Nothing? Those 2 asshole chips off the old burnt cheeto are back in Africa murdering animals trying to grow penises again. They never learn that it's not cool to kill things for sport. People spend their lives trying to save the big cats and other animals and those bastards kill them and then claim they are bringing money to Africa... What a difference between Jimmy Carter's and the Clinton Foundation's work in Africa and these 2 losers. I get sick whenever I think of those photos of all the dead animals and these moronic vacuous offspring posing on, under and with the corpses of these beautiful creatures. I wish we could turn tables and let the animals chase them....

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