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canis domum's avatar

I screwed that one up... how about if she just becomes a grifter now?

RJ40's avatar

Obviously this photo was taken before daddy bought her new chin but after her new nose and boobs.

Pickles's avatar

he probably keeps that photo in his wallet. gross

cicatricella's avatar

that is some LARGE type and some wiiiide margins.

Zyxomma's avatar

killermartinis, I'm WAY more interested in your book. What's the title?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Evidently, Ms. Kushner wanted to put to rest that, out of the entire Trump brood, she's the one who's actually an empathic human being.

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Ivanka and Melania have the same expression. Do they use the same plastic surgeon?

Savannah N. Logsdon-Breakstone's avatar

Or a less sober version of themselves at least.

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My public sector job had a meeting where the guy in charge went on about how we were all entrepreneurs. At the time, Ms. Gnome was self-employed, no sick days, no vacation, no guarantee of a paycheck just for showing up.

I had to bite my tongue because I was supplying the health insurance.

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I thought the key to the Trump families future success was avoiding prosecution.

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"Print is dead."

Dr. Egon Spengler

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You don't want to know about my experiences with X-Ray Specs.

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"Couldn't have said it better myself."

Frederick Douglass, close personal friend of Donald Trump