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I screwed that one up... how about if she just becomes a grifter now?

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Obviously this photo was taken before daddy bought her new chin but after her new nose and boobs.

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Looks that way too.

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he probably keeps that photo in his wallet. gross

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that is some LARGE type and some wiiiide margins.

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killermartinis, I'm WAY more interested in your book. What's the title?

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Evidently, Ms. Kushner wanted to put to rest that, out of the entire Trump brood, she's the one who's actually an empathic human being.

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Ivanka and Melania have the same expression. Do they use the same plastic surgeon?

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From a Tennessee Walmart

https://www.democraticunder...

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Or a less sober version of themselves at least.

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My public sector job had a meeting where the guy in charge went on about how we were all entrepreneurs. At the time, Ms. Gnome was self-employed, no sick days, no vacation, no guarantee of a paycheck just for showing up.

I had to bite my tongue because I was supplying the health insurance.

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I thought the key to the Trump families future success was avoiding prosecution.

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"Print is dead."

Dr. Egon Spengler

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You don't want to know about my experiences with X-Ray Specs.

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"Couldn't have said it better myself."

Frederick Douglass, close personal friend of Donald Trump

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