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Clark_Nova's avatar

Was the rose in his teeth thing a shoutout to The Magic Journey?

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Except Barnum never said that. It was banker David Hannum.

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He would have shot himself when he found himself upstaged by his chimp co-star.

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Why, again, couldn't we elect her President?

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Don't include ME in your WE.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Yes, I hear you. No me either.

Gary_Seven's avatar

Hot iron plunged thru the heart and into granite to ground the Evil and send kit back to Hell.

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

P.T. Barnum GROSSLY underestimated the breeding speed of Suckers.

Seek's avatar

Does he have a t-shirt on under his golf shirt? Is that a thing?

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It looks like an ornamental plum but I am no expert

Enter Ranting's avatar

Headline in today's WAPO: "Bidenism is failing. The question is how badly.Opinion ● By Perry Bacon Jr."

Carpeperdiem's avatar

"I thought he was Hitler. But now I think he's great" is a terrific campaign slogan.

ImtooFlexy's avatar

Is nuclear fire from orbit the evolution of Jewish space lasers?