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bobbert's avatar

You wouldn't be sick anymore, so viola!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Sure, it is!" - Dr. Zoidberg

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I'm pretty sure anything used to decontaminate buildings of anthrax and eradicate mold is not something one should be consuming.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When to save kids from their idiot parents is always a tough call. And when the idiots are teabagger-prepper-type idiots, you can expect the wingnuts to get into quite a lather.

But <a href="http:\/\/www.fda.gov\/ForConsumers\/ConsumerUpdates\/ucm228052.htm" target="_blank">this MMS shit is nasty</a> and if the parents were feeding it to the kids, this was a good move. I have a hard time believing they took the kids because dad was using it in his garden . . . given what industrial bleach (mixed with fruid juice?) most likely would do to anybody's garden.

I'll go and be all racist by pointing out the fact that, if the parents weren't white, the same bunch of assholes - in the unlikley event that they cared at all - would be cheering on the authorities.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A little hemlock for your tea, perhaps?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Who let Sarah Palin™ start writing word salad in our banned comments?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

MMS scientists are the only ones RWNJs believe.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>officials served a warrant at the home of Hal and Michelle Stanley</i>

Hal and Michelle make a great team. You know, like nitro and glycerin.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Wait, Arkansas has Child Protection Services?

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