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StarJamma's avatar

"And for some reason, common sense is being thrown out the window." https://media2.giphy.com/me...

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That God Who Needs a Starship's avatar

It’s over. He’s done. Not that I’m endorsing complacency, but once the money people check out it’s a lost cause.

All that’s left to do now is wait for Trump to quit in the most whiny-ass way possible and spend the rest of his syphilis-endorsed days screaming about Meuller and statues on the tweet box.

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whatwhomever's avatar

They should just go to Jacksonville, cough on each other then go home. Spreading Rona far and wide was all they were ever really going to accomplish anyway.

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whatwhomever's avatar

The reason is because common sense infringes in people’s freedumb.

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Sam's avatar

I haven’t seen that anyone else has mentioned this but the CDC did a study which indicates that the actual number of infected Americans is likely 10 times what has been reported. That would be 38 million people.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

"There's a fear of telling him no because anyone who tells the president no, it's like, off with their heads," Chitwood said.

Well now. Is red state America finally starting to realize what Donald Trump is?

I mean, four years and a whole bunch of dead people too late, but it would be about time, right?

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Or.G's avatar

I feel really sad about this.Haha! No I don't.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Trump doesn’t pay bills to cities he goes to. I’m not sure the RNC would feel compelled to, at this point. And, weren’t a bunch of major Republicans planning on not attending... for reasons?

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

And burning down the country while he waits for his exit.

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Violet Darling's avatar

Pleasepleaseplease let a bunch of BLM/Pro Choice/Any liberal sort of organization book all the venues in town. Where are those tiktokkers?

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

Everything he does is a shitshow. Planning a high school reunion of 200 people would be a mess in 34 days. Planning a white power rally in a 95 degree swamp during a pandemic? What could go wrong?

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Can’t they just all have a white power clambake on a beach somewhere get drunk fire off their pew pew pews hit on each other’s spouses and call it a day? Does anything else ever happen at the GOOP conventions?

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

STOP THE TESTING! EVERYBODY! STOP THE TESTING RIGHT NOW!

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Blue Cat's avatar

You can be sure no one will get paid at a Trump event -except stooges willing to show up as "huge crowd of Trump voters".

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tangofoxtrot's avatar

Just book hotel rooms with free cancellations. And don't forget.

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sillyclucker's avatar

Reading this made me indescribably happy.

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