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MarioKart libelz.

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I hope that Kittah is OK.

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A very expensive haircut??!!Oh, noooooooooes!!

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Yosemite Jack!

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THIS IS THE PHANTOM THREAD. SEARCH AGAIN FOR THE REAL ONE, BITCHES!

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Jacob would have shown up, but his Mom made him clean his room

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That’s totally his mom’s house right?

Hi Mr and/or mrs. Wohl! You’re terrible parents and your kid should be in jail!

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Cats are splat-proof. My extensive experiments show a 0% splat rate (+/- one cat).

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I hate this gif. It makes my brain (which has been through the wringer) think many bad things and have excessive anxiety for the kitty. I don't even know if it's excessive. D:

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Reading this was odd. I went a bit overboard on the picture=1000 words thing and assumed from the empty driveway and full donut boxes that this was very surreal coverage of a press conference where the only press were covering a lack of press.

The amount I read before realizing my mistake a few inches into my second pass measures the depth of my contempt for Wohl.

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