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FauxyVixen's avatar

Is anyone else having trouble accessing the Counter Jade Helm website and Facebook page?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Comrade, comrade, calm down... there was no exposure... we're amongst friends here. We're all part of the VWLCTDATIGAW, and I'm confident that no one here would reveal our plans outside the cadre. Relax. I know tensions are running high in advance of the op, but there's no reason to start turning on one another.

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MAZS's avatar

Yes, finally the day is upon us. As a supporter of the dictator-to-be, I trust I will not only be left free of the camps, but will become one of the overlords under the new regime.

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dshwa's avatar

Thanks, I was too Lazy to Google it.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

When Evangeli-Bro was stationed in Fairbanks, he would lead his idiot troops out for field training exercises in temperatures that were well, well, well below sane temperatures - like 20 below. I think it had to be 30 below for them to stay inside and play indoor games.

So... they swing both ways.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

So... upstate New Yorkers are safe?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Just describe them as cavalry dressed entirely in black, wearing what appear to be gas masks...

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I hear they're distantly related to the Australian drop bear.

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Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

I like how the wingnuts are literally providing a template for terrorists on how to use social media to surveil and report on U.S. troop maneuvers. It's like they're inadvertently playing right into Obama's hands!

As a resident of Utah, a territory marked "hostile" on the Jade Helm map, I look forward to the opening of our FEMA camps. I mean, FINALLY. I keep hearing about this. Let's just get it over already!

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Jared James's avatar

Josh? John Stewart the "Fall Guy"? Henry Caldwell? CIA Agent #2? Additional Voices?

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BeckyLB's avatar

I wouldn't even really consider it a "false flag" per se.

More along the lines of turning a useful group of crazies into a handy set of "training aids".

Sort of like when Air Force jets go through the motions for strafing runs, when flying over busy highways.

Hey, if these yokels want to behave like a belligerent force of almost-insurgents, the military might as well take advantage of the fact so the SF dudes can get some training in order to prepare them for the next time they get sent to a place with an actual belligerent force of almost-insurgents.

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Mintie's avatar

Did you get your membership card in the mail yet? Because you won't if you don't have your membership card.

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MAZS's avatar

Yea, mine says "Underlord".

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Brad Thompson's avatar

I was assigned an even-numbered ghetto pass, but I work days at Starbucks; is anyone willing to trade me for an odd-numbered one? There's a free nonfat half-caff vanilla latté in it for you...

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marxalot's avatar

Yeah but other than that I think it covers all the bases. That's BINGO!

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Of course not! That would just be wrong.

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