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DDB9000's avatar

Just in time so Elon can drink it!

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DDB9000's avatar

Seriously???Sure TFG is not in office right now, but he has much more power in terms of the people who really approve of him that any other Republican.

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bettycat's avatar

Even more than the quest for some human meat this quote struck me as incredibly creepy "I wanted to see an Indian being cooked." Whoa, that is some next level stuff.

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bettycat's avatar

Filling up canned pears. Now that's some 1950's nostalgia food right there.

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bettycat's avatar

Spotted dick, toads in a hole, savory mince on toast with a side of beans. Yum!

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

And would he eat CANNED CLAMS if it was culturally appropriate?!?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Well, thank you.

Just for a peek under the hood, this was one that nearly wrote itself. Every rhyme fell into place. Of course, I had to correct my idiotic typos but, ya know, mostly painless.

But for every attempt that works, I throw out twenty, fifty, a hundred that stall.

I can't make a rhyme or if I can it isn't funny or the scansion is all wrong. (I admit to taking some liberties here and there.)

It's part of the game.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

That’s a dirty lie!

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Applemask's avatar

I had to appear in a musical about the Yanomami in primary school and I don't either.

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carovee's avatar

Tha' fuck? These things are not separable since they all involved Trump trying to hang on to power by any means necessary.

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carovee's avatar

Needs more blonde hair. ETA: D'oh jynx, rtpoeman.

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pmsrw3's avatar

Do you know they haven't?

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Kamwick's avatar

The ironic part is that Bolsonaro would be happy to destroy all indigenous people in Brazil so that the land can continue to be razed.

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ryp's avatar

I hear if you go to England you are expected to eat cold toast with orange jam and some sort sausage made with bread crumbs.

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Arolpin's avatar

You gotta eat fast.

Obviously I messed that up. If they have already starved to death, they can't eat anyone. Especially someone who hasn't yet died.

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davidbyronhopson's avatar

Don't forget the lukewarm beer.

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