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I saw Melania's back in the news for her grifting ways.

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They've got a whistleblower with an unclassified document. Let's see it.

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Who does his hair?

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A friend sent a letter to the FBI back in the 70's asking if they had a file on him. He assumed they'd have to create a file to store his letter.

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Everyone said put the base in the Antarctic. I said too cold. Picked a nice, tropical island, instead. Named it after my wife, Atlantis. We split in 2682. She couldn't take the late night comedians' jokes.

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This headline courtesy of the dumbest man on the internet.

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Josh Hawley insists that Democrats should prove Joe Biden didn't do all those horrible things that Mr. Hawley declines to specify. Last time I checked, it's up to the accuser to name the crime and make the case.

Meanwhile, Chuck Grassley opines, about something or other, "The FBI’s recent history of botching politically charged investigations demands close congressional oversight,”

Funny, I don't recall Grassley rising in the Senate to denounce the accidently-on-purpose politically botched FBI investigation of Christine Blasey Ford's claims against Kavanaugh. Or just who paid off his considerable debt.

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An FD-1023 is the form anyone who contacts the FBI with information generates when they call. The one that pointed out where the Boston Marathon Bomber was hiding carries on it's own no more credence that the one from the guy who says King Charles killed Jimmy Hoffa over a gambling debt from a card game at a warehouse in Fresno,

My guess is there is a contact form with wild unlikely allegations that the FBI spent the right amount of time checking before they slipped the file into a cabinet somewhere before it stank up the whole floor.

The "Whistleblower" is supposedly from the IRS which begs the question, how the phuck does he know anything about possible FBI internal documents or investigations?

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Like when Comey announced he's reopened an investigation 11 days before an election?

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But Trump is the first President who got paid more than most PGA Golfers every time he played a round. Between the Secret Service renting golf carts, rooms, food and such, Trump may have been the highest paid golfer in the world for 4 years.

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Butter cow > butter emails.

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Because joe Biden reported the payoff as earned income, of course

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Do you suppose there is anyone in the Federal Government who takes Republican lawmakers seriously anymore?

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What about Trump lifting national security sanctions against a Chinese company and then getting a $500 million loan from the Chinese government within a few days!

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Cows -- he's a serial churner!

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"but the emphasis was not on pube licking" ... your loss!

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