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“based upon representations that his last name, ‘Biden,’ could ‘open doors’ and that he could obtain a large investment from the Middle East based on his political connections.”

Didn't they mean to write that his wife's last name was "Trump." Because then it makes sense.

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The doctor's comment should have been "until the Supreme Court rules otherwise, doctor-patient confidentiality is still the law of the land".

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I. Sell. Hunny.

Joe’s doctor should and I expect will tell Comer to F off and unless any of his patients waive their rights to privacy, he’s not discussing anything outside his Feb statement. Joe gave a feisty, sharp SOTU address at that time that so offended the delicate gippers they gasped “whar the decorum!” But they stopped with the dementia talk for 5 mins. Joe most likely isn’t serving a second term, but Comer will forever live with the fact that time and Mother Nature was the only thing what could bring Joe’s crime regime to an end. Sad trombone.

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Don’t your chickens need feeding?

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Broken record nothingburger.

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Poor old Moonface Comer must be inwardly seething that he tried for three years to get something on the president and succeeded only in becoming a national laughing stock, and then Joe goes out and in just 90 minutes has half his party demanding he withdraw from the race.

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Maybe the Dems could take a lesson from these asshats and embrace a little of the "I said it out loud and I own it" mentality, but with facts. Facts about how PAB can barely find his way out of Merde a Lardo to talk in front of largely imaginary numbers of people about boats and sharks and electric planes that fall out of the sky when it's dark. Oh, and they should mention all those criminal convictions quite often.

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I keep wanting to offer Comer a big bag of salted rat dicks, but have decided that desalinated rat dicks fortified with toxic levels of monosodium glutamate might be more appropriate; even better if cured in HUNNY.

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Sentient Canned Ham James Comer has thoughts, details never.

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Sentient? It talks, sure, which is well beyond the capabilities of any canned ham I have ever met, but "sentient gives him too much credit imho. Definition: " 1. able to perceive or feel things:". He obviously is incapable of feeling shame and I've personally known more perceptive spider plants.

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Doesn’t this dipshit have a day job the public is paying him to do?

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You mean besides selling honey?

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HUNNY!

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I not only caught up on all my work trainings, I went ahead. Everything due September 30th was finished today. No wonder I'm getting sleepy.

Good night, beloved Wonketteers. I love and appreciate you all and I bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace. Please stay safe.

Slava Ukraini. 🌻🇺🇦💙💛

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Where there's smoke, there's James Comer getting high again.

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he lights his farts?

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Those tend to flare off pretty smokeless, though unusual colors may be seen due to diet and/or alcohol consumption.

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I bow to your superior experience

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Misspent youth etc.

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So based on the republican interpretation of SCOTUS immunity ruling, doesn’t OHJB just have to say Americore, Ukraine, and Burisma, and maybe a few other words while he is President and it’s all official acts and immunity applies?

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Before he does that he has a purge to roll out. I'm thinking some Saddam Hussein style shit where everybody shows up to watch an awards show (and possibly win) but they lock the doors and REDACTED

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set fire to the building? That was Vlad Drakul's idea of a little prank to play on those he suspected of disloyalty.

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Ta, Gary. I still cringe at the thought of Comer heading Oversight. That was my former rep Carolyn Maloney's position, and she did that job justice.

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Oversight by a man who hasn't seen his toes in years but can somehow bend all the way over.

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Hey, I'm tryinna eat here.

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Trump made millions overcharging the SS for rooms at his alleged 'hotels'. I assume he is still doing that. And that isn't a crime?

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Nope, official as fuck for him, Obama tries it and his mileage may vary.

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Does Comer know what an investigation without a discernable crime nor evidence solely for persecution is called?

A witch hunt.

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but but but the Dear Leader is the ONLY American political figure to be subjected to a witch hunt, ever. Just ask him.

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