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Ta, Evan. *Sigh.* I really like my "new" Congresscritter, Dan Goldman, but I certainly miss having my former rep, Carolyn Maloney (who is no longer in Congress because of NY's fucked up redistricting-gerrymander) in charge of Oversight. Comer's got nothing.

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Somebody take Comer to the gravel pit. Please.

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Hunter is old news. James is the next target. https://www.jpost.com/international/article-799062

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I'm surprised they're not going after Beau (yet)

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Isn't Newsmax considered sloppy seconds for Republicans who can't get on Fox?

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Wait, so does a "country time Pillsbury Doughboy fucking a chicken" have a glass of lemonade in his hand while he does it, or is it because he's playing banjo country in his AirPods at the time?

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Aside from James Comer's lack of self-awareness, the most amazing thing to come out of the Biden Impeachment Hearings is the very fact they have nearly spent 2 years investigating Joe Biden and they have come up with NOTHING.

Joe Biden has been in government for about 800 years, and the Republicans can't even find an instance of causal misuse of power or even find a fucking unpaid parking ticket to charge him with.

Is Joe Biden the Platonic Ideal of Leadership?

I am just asking questions.

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He can’t see the honey for the bees. I was trying for a “can’t see the forest for the trees,” spin on all the evidence gumming up the impeachment machine. But it didn’t really work.

“maybe the real Biden impeachment is the friends you make along the way” made me laugh tho. :)

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"(Probably for sustenance after a good chasin’ from Kristi Noem.)"

There's going to be a Kristi Noem dog-shooting joke in every post from now to the election, isn't there?

I'm good with that.

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founding

Around these parts, the 'coon hunters and 'possum stalkers will shoot their dawgs in a heartbeat if the dawgs won't hunt. They treat the pups brutally, because the dawg is jest a tool to get the 'coon, and if it ain't gittin' the 'coon, it ain't gittin' fed.

It's a horrible life for these dogs.

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Well, maybe good Christian Comer, who is looking for an out from his moronic, absolutely fruitless effort to INPEACH can refer to Luke 22:42-44. But prolly not.

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Comer wouldn't do anything different if he had to do it over again. That reminds me of another piece of shit, James Comey, who insists he was right to reopen the email investigation of Hillary Clinton 11 days before the election in 2016. Based on pure speculation and against every rule of the DOJ saying you had better have an excellent justification to do anything that may affect an election. With the investigation showing nothing new being found on that laptop but only after millions of mail in and early voting ballots were submitted while the "liberal" news media kept floating the idea there must be some evidence Hillary was passing along classified records straight to Putin, otherwise why would Comey reopen the investigation. So fuck James Comey too. And fuck Anthony Weiner, who couldn't resist flashing his dick to underage girls even after being caught previously, thereby setting up the excuse used by crooked FBI agents in NYC and DC to pressure Comey to violate every ethics rule in the book. Not that I think Comey put up too much resistance to the idea.

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I’ll always wonder if Comey was enough to tip the scales. I’m sure many people are convinced of it. Maybe they’ve looked into it, polled people who would have voted for HRC but were dismayed by the news. She should have won. It was a cruel twist that America had to suffer that asshole for 4 years. And we still aren’t free. Had he lost in 16, but in a razor thin margin, he very well could have done better in 20. So who knows. But 2016 sucked.

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Gymsock is the one actually running this circus. Comer's clownshow was tasked with smearing Biden with the help of the RW media. The hearings started bad for Comer and got worse. Raskin, Goldman, Crockett, Moskovitz, et.al had a field day with Comer and the parade of liars trotted out by the GOP. The RW media has grown tired of this story and doesn't really want to play anymore. Comer is finished with this snipe hunt and apparently has made his feelings known to his buddies. Talking about writing a report and maybe referring somebody to the DOJ for criminal prosecution. Gym has been busy trying to interfere in the cases tfg has been charged in and is facing trial. He's failed to stop anything. Gym won't let Comer write his book report until after the election.

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I see the problem here. You keep using the word "evidence", but what Comer is dealing with is "everdence".

There's too much everdence, it's in big piles errywhere.

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👍👍👍👍 Very LOL filled. Would read again!

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This sounds like the kind of BS that some of my husband's students are coming up with as to why they didn't cite any of the sources in their final papers. Too many sources to cite, you see!

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"We have SO MUCH EVIDENCE that we can't even show you the teeniest tiniest sliver of it, because more keeps coming in! If you see *any* of it before we get *all* of it, none of it will count!"

... or something.

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Ancient tradition says it's bad luck to peek at any of the evidence before an impeachment trial.

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It will never not amaze me that idiots like Gomer can keep saying "we have evidence" without ever providing said evidence, and the right wing crowd will continue to believe them.

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He could claim he had evidence of wrongdoing by Biden's great-great-great grandson who will be born in 2071, and they would believe him

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