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I'm sure it was a white cat. Though why any cat would have anything to do with Steve Doocy is a mystery.

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I'm STILL spit-taking coffee from the "underpants cookies to the outhouse" part! Well done, Evan!

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"For some reason, on this one issue, Doocy has integrity." - I suspect this has something to do with understanding a father's love for a son who occasionally makes it difficult not to scream in frustration.

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I'm beginning to think that next year's Merriam-Webster Word of the Year is going to be pigfuck in all its renditions.

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Next time Comer's in his outhouse, I hope he falls into the hole and can't climb out. It will always hurt that he's head of Oversight, replacing brilliant and kind Carolyn Maloney, who is no longer in Congress.

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Wasn't Doocey hired to be the weather guy on that show?

Contrary to what Dylan said you just might need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

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Sir Evan: You've out-done yourself on the article's title. Well Done!

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There’s cookies in his underpants,

And chocolate covered farts

The spit flecked crumbs attract the ants,

Into his nether parts,

He is quite the up and Comer!

No one has ever said,

Margie still gave him a hummer;

Her sad and crumby head.

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Those weren't chocolate chips when he stashed them in there.

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Gerbil chocolate.

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That’s “skeered”.

In the Comer down home vernacular.

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Comer can’t handle some mild pushback from Doocey so he’s just not gonna go on Fox & Friends anymore. How pathetic.

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Comer doesn’t like Doocy because Doocy outsmarts him.

So evidently, Comer likes no one...

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He likes cozying up to Boebert.

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Mmm cookie frozen custard sandwich

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I learned real early underpants are a bad place to store cookies. Wait, what were we talking about?

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𝘈𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘤𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘪𝘨𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘴.

Dr Evil libelzz.

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Dr. Evil has to get in line behind Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

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“This is more embarrassing than when Vivek Ramaswamy manages to make Brian Kilmeade look smart.”

Woah, Woah, Woah! Let’s not get carried away nao!

I will concede that BK came away looking not as stupid as worm feces (sorry about that worm feces), but BK and “smart” don’t cohabit in any possible timeline in the multiverse.

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