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So say we all!

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I'm going to miss all the GOP asshats that got drummed out of their elected positions in the House.

But, just like recess can't go on forever. It's time to actually get back to the grownup business.

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I've been betting on human trafficking behind those redacted black lines because everybody connected with intelligence community stuff has said that was there early. Its literally a billion dollar industry and that needs so much laundering..

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Rebecca sent a personal email to everybody who donated! It was super nice! 😍

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That Cher song never went anywhere.

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Wait. Are we talking about Mueller or Huckabee at this point?

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This is what I don't think his supporters realize. I've been around business guys like this. They're the boss, and they sign the deals, so we all nod at everything they say, no matter how stupid so we can get the deal closed. Of course behind their backs, we're laughing our asses off at him. The difference now is that he's not sitting in a room of people whose livelihoods rely upon his liking them. So all those obvious lies are being called out.

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Wow, that's some story there Capn.

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Huckabee. But if this is something that would help Mueller and make him feel good, then yeah, fuck it, I'll ship one over. I don't judge.

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I'm sorry. I like Comey. I read his book. I firmly believe that he made some bad decisions, but that by doing so he avoided making horrible decisions.

[covers head, runs out of Wonkville]

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Geatz is good, but he aint' no Louis Gomhert yet. Keep swinging Matt.

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I had lots of cavities as a kid, but, then, I grew up on a farm with a well, so I didn't get fluoridated water. Should I bill the John Birch Society for all my dental work?

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Imagine a world in which someone loves some of that Matt Gaetz? I can't either.

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Or that guy who wore PJs at the party...

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When I saw the "100 million to zero" conversation somewhere else I thought it was made up. If I could still be appalled by Republican Congresscritters, I would be.

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Similar to Alberto R. Gonzales.

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