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DemoCat's avatar

He worked on a bipartisan bill, for months, and actually delivered one that could have passed and potus would have signed. But because MAGA is about destruction only, he’s censured. Rs are nailing it. There’s a creepy picture of Rs standing behind Mike Johnson, holy denier of orgasms, with his beet red elf ears and Lurch lurking over his shoulder. Oh, my apologies to Lurch, that’s Elise Stefanik. Why is she always peering over his shoulders? It’s creepy.

Heller22's avatar

She's his new Covenant Eyes accountabilibuddy.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Yeah, let's read Lankford for filth and cheer as the Leopards eat his face.

MTE_NYC's avatar

Vote like your life depends on it!!!

Megan Macomber's avatar

Circular Firing Squad. Sanctioning Lankford, Romney and Cheney? Letting Trump blow up the RNC so it will never elect anyone ever again in its rabid pursuit of Election Integrity (translation: voter purges) and the transformation of the USA into a monarchy? MAGA declaration that Nikki Haley voters aren't welcome in their tribe?

We have two jobs. First, stand back and stand by while they destroy each other. Second, and most important, VOTE.

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Stand back?

I'm thinking we should sell them nunchucks and knives and cheer them on.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

Then censured him for writing legislation.

Hey, the press, you sure that Dems are the ones who have to "work across the aisle" what with the GOP censuring its own members for the crime of "doing their jobs"?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Lankford is more proof that there's no such thing as a good Republican (anymore).

marcus816's avatar

TBF, they’ve always believed a bunch of crap.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Republicans prove time and time again that they aren’t a serious governing party who want to deal with the problems facing the country. They just want power for power’s sake and so they can make the people they hate suffer.

Revenant's avatar

A protection racket that hijacked a major political party as a front.

Robin's avatar

Please never give Robin Vos credit for anything.

Anzu's avatar

I made this mistake of getting into this on Reddit. Me: The immigration bill was killed. Them: I t was a bad bill. Me: It gave the Republicans everything they said they wanted! Them: It was a giveaway to the Democrats! Me: IT WAS WRITTEN BY YOUR OWN REPUBLICANS! YOUR OWN GUYS! THE ONES YOU VOTED FOR! Them: ........ It was a bad bill. Me: So you're saying that the Republicans deliberately wrote a bad bill based on their own policies? Maybe that means their policies are bad.

I think they blocked me, which is good. I got some productivity back..

The Orange Shitgibbon proclaimed it a bad bill,. and thus, it was a bad bill, even if it was based on GOP lore instead of reality.

simpledinosaur's avatar

One thing we have going for us over here on the non-right-wing-crazy side of politics and society is the sheer self-destructiveness of ignorance and stupidity so thick that it pretty much equates to diabolical evil. These people are like homing pigeons: give them a range of options from gobsmackingly stupid and counterproductive to halfway intelligent to brilliant, and I think we all know which option they'll choose.

SethTriggs's avatar

I mean he'll be fine, he can just suck it up and keep voting for what the other Republicans want. He's a lock for his seat as he won't get primaried. Republicans know how to vote anyway.

It's an ugly party populated by ugly-hearted people.

Nemo's avatar

Being censured by republicans looks like it has become sometimes an honor. Most likely it's just meaningless.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

I was wondering if there is a fine or?

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

I'm amazed they haven't done more impeachments.

Werewolf's avatar

OT: waiting to see Dune 2 with Young Werewolfess. Went for a run on the beach earlier and my knees aren’t killing me, so I got that going for me.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

OT: did you hear about the position you were seeking?

bluePNWcats's avatar

The GOP is obviously a very serious party, staffed with extremely conscientious members, working feverishly to improve the lives of the average American citizen. Obviously. 🙄

Revenant's avatar

..and I am Marie of Rumania

bluePNWcats's avatar

Do you have good rum in Rumania?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

RUMANIA!!!

You have to hear that in a Truckasaurus! voice.

R. Riddle's avatar

Speaking of cults …

NotinTexasanymore's avatar

I'm wondering what all these people are going to do when Don the Con loses. Nobody bailing now even cares what might remain of this dumpster fire.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The ones leaving now want to get clear of the blast radius.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

They'll probably run Lindell for Prez in 28. Go Mike! A crappy free pillow for his loyal cultists.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

November 6, 2024, Donald Trump will announce his candidacy for the presidency in 2028 and immediately update the front pages on all his fundraising sites.

They don't understand they can't get rid of him until he dies.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Gosh, I suppose we should feel sorry for them. 🤣

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

What, no Lara/Eric/Jr/Javanka in '28?

zb23's avatar

they won't possibly do that as they have made it quite clear they are VERY AGAINST "dynasties"! i can't imagine them making any exception to that consistent belief of theirs!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I imagine Javanka's smart enough to realize they don't want to open their lives up to the examination that comes from a presidential campaign.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

I am sure they will be as well-reasoned and respectful of the results as they were last time. Hopefully the Capitol janitorial services added a proper coating of feces-repellent paint to the halls.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Can you imagine what those walls would have looked like if Trump had convinced his limo to take him to the Capitol?

mzf's avatar

Imagine what feces-repellent paint smells like.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Based on the "50 Shades of Poo" spray my wife likes to stock the bathrooms with, I'm going to go with overwhelmingly floral. Cloying, even.

Coleman's avatar

or when he.....kicks the bucket

MAGA's are gonna be in denial that he's actually dead

Jim Parker's avatar

Oh, just wait for the conspiracy theories when that happens. My guess is that accusing Hillary Clinton of masterminding it will be right out there.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The bridge into Palm Beach will be lined by the same Qidiots hanging out in Dallas for JFK's return, and the locals are going to be So. Fucking. Pissed.

zb23's avatar

that's why it happening on April 1st will be critical to creating decades of hilarity!

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

It'll be like with Christ -- people are going to be selling authentic TFG foreskins and fingernails and nostril hair clippings for years.

Nemo's avatar

I hope it's more like Elvis. The Elvis cult can be safety ignored. The Christ cult is still a big problem.

Anzu's avatar

Yep, Elvis or Tupac denialists, only not as cool.