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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Hey, hey, hey! Remember, we've got a budget deficit, and we wouldn't be getting that parachute back anytime soon.

Those things aren't cheap.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

At least G'Kar had the foresight to stash his fake eye in the honeymoon suite.

The Psy of Life's avatar

Someone needs to make a movie based on this concept. Funny AF. Sweet baby weeping Jesus, these people actually believe their own bullshit.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

And it has to be done straight, because that would make the comedy that much more enjoyable.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The data suggests he really is that stupid.

Zyxomma's avatar

Extra points for Secret Asian Man. I adore that song. Thanks, Dok.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ah, but what an earworm. Beautiful. One of my friends used to perform this.

kermit's avatar

I agree. Once President Honey Boo Boo was elected, there were no plausible losing outcomes for Putin.

kermit's avatar

Which explains why conservatives are so hostile to reality.

The Psy of Life's avatar

You wouldn't need to write jokes. The jokes and gags would write themselves, and the laughs would just flow. It could be a TV show. Maybe even better as a TV show. Christ these people.

Buzz1313's avatar

I was thinking he looks inbred.

Kitty Smith's avatar

Every time I see the Great White Pimp I remind myself that he was supposed to be in prison.

mary5920's avatar

Browner says Sandini's behavior gave her the heebie jeebies. Hope she knows this Boswell Sisters' song:https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Amy!'s avatar

Oh, good! I'm not the only reason for the padlock on the liquor cabinets!

Say, do you, uhh, know anything about picking locks? No reason! No, just, uhh, curious. Making small talk. Or, you know, I've heard great things about bolt cutters ....

Say, anybody got a damn drink around here?