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The Molten Soul's avatar

I do not wish a painful death upon this jackass. His previous crimes against humanity do not even matter to me any longer. I now only care about the ruffie allegations. If he did in fact rape or try to rape one (or more) women, then I wish for him an excruciating life. He should be passed around in prison like an appetizer at Applebee's. And he should be fully conscious...

agnosticsdonthatemuch's avatar

Then, develop "Locked-In Syndrome"

bobbert's avatar

I've had to create an Insane Debate account just to thank you for this. I have had this short story rattling around in my head for forty or fifty years now, and I never realized that it was written by Steve Fucking Allen, who I already idolize for multiple reasons.

Thanks.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Terry:

Thank you. The tone of my Comment certainly could be improved on. This is serious stuff and people need to be very, very careful out there. Yet not be paranoid.

I just read a story about men in the Castro (SF) being drugged and robbed by strangers after they slipped drugs into their drinks.

There's nothing funny about such crimes.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"... a huge story ... "</i>

Um ... no. The story is that James O'Keefe demonstrated that some kind of voter fraud is possible in Vermont, but not that it actually has occurred.

Meanwhile, his conduct with this young woman sounds like a felony. His prison name will be "Suck me bitch".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

How about "skullfuck" will be his prison name? (I like giving O'Keefe prison names.)

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

That would sure make Todd and Shailey Tripp happy.

Spurning Beer's avatar

That's <i>ALLEGED</i> rapist, <i>ALLEGED</i> balls, and <i>ALLEGED </i>garden shears, Soros.

We don't have a dispensation on the libel rule, do we? And the hypothetical skull-fucking of O'Keefe is still discouraged, right?

Still, I'm going to ideate the hell out of Jimbo strung upside-down and used for Taser target practice until he Romneys.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I understand that castration with a cheese grater can be quite unpleasant.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Two <i>men</i> enter?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<i>a post about Tori Spelling's pap smear that went horribly, horribly wrong. </i>

Around these parts, we just call that Tuesday.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Man...why you hatin' on the hippies?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

How about a singing Candiru-gram?

If a fish makes you sick When it bites through your dick ...that's Candiru!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

As they say..some people just need killin'.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Personally, a much more interesting weekend post would be more about "... your editrix has been dosed a time or three herself, and while at the time there is confusion and you don’t really realize what’s happened, once it’s over you know exactly what did."

Stictly as a cautionary tale for the young ladies out there, of course.