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"I'm now officially back in the rehearsal room giving fellow canceled artists jobs & with James O'Keefe as my leading man nonetheless."

He doesn't mean, "nonetheless." He means, "no less." Of course, "no less" is used to indicate admiration for its object, and he's talking here about James O'Keefe, but whatevs.

Sign me,

Mr. Picky

PS--I was going to note that Clowdus is a nice portmanteau of "clown" and "dufus," but I'm the last person to make fun of someone's surname, so never mind.

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Tara Moses, who worked with Clowdus on his production of The True Story of Pocahontas, reported that not only did Clowdus want the "true story" to be a very sexy and happy story (which it categorically was not), it was also verboten to discuss safety concerns.

I’m honestly shocked there isn’t a Broadway adaptation of Disney’s second most embarrassing least aged well movie of all time

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Featuring MEL GIBSON as John smith! I’m sure he’ll even volunteer for the live action role himself!

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They look happy. Can we have a close up of a chick? They look like mini ptarmigans.

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Joy Villa in Yentl, directed by James Woods.

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Okay James, now do Ishmael.

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Absolutely! The men get to rape with impunity, even with underage girls. Then her parents can kill her.

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I watched the okeef vid for 2 min 35 secs, and that was plenty too much for me.

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Awww !!! You have white ones ! I've been wanting white and pied.

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I know. I saw this coming, but the state dep't didn't? Biden-his-time didn't?

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Now I can go to bed & sleep well. Thank you, Internet!

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Ok. So I finally got around to watching that music video. As a child of the 80's, I have to say it's definitely not the worst thing I've ever seen.

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Mayonnaise

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Everything about this is awesome and absolutely reeks of success. I just hope we all get to see it before it is cancel-cultured and disappears in a clow of dus.

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Phantom of the Opera thread...

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Extra mayo for me, please!

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Ugh the "woke mob" and their crusade against MRSA must end!!

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