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bobbert's avatar

You mean the irrigation ditch?

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bobbert's avatar

Mmm. Seems to me that the "eve" of an extended event (like a five year long war) could be sort of approximate, but the "eve" of a specific date should probably be the eve of the specific date. We don't usually consider December 30 to be New Year's Eve.

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ValiumNation's avatar

The R&R Hall Of Fame has enough problems without this.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

He's on a motherfucking boat!

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Jared James's avatar

"People" is a loaded term, implying plurality. There should be a word for "no one over the mental age of six."

I vote "Breitbartians."

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

If you want to talk about terrorist acts in Cleveland, go take in a Browns game.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

DHS is not doing their damn job,they have 50 cals mounted on them motor boats so why not use them gawed dammit

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Isn't there someone in authority who could make O'Keefe stay on his meds?

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fuflans's avatar

i hope you all saw the 'woman running over boyfriend's scooter' video on gawker. <a href="http://gawker.com/woman-run..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://gawker.com/woman-runs-over-boyfriends-scoo...">http://gawker.com/woman-run...

hits pretty much all the stereotypes.

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malsperanza's avatar

Only us, I expect.

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malsperanza's avatar

Yeah, well, that's what they said about Oklahoma City, and just look what happened there, henghgh?

You liberals, you're so --

uh.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Much like, say, a ring around a tub? GONE GROSS

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Let alone a bag of douche named "O'Keefe."

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Outhouse attendant

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Nah .... we all use the Poor Door.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I've been sneaking in here in a ninja suit to post comments since forever - and have developed considerable p-ness considering this website does not allow comments. I assume everyone else just sneaks in via the service entrance?

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