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He'll always be a kid to me

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Der Trumpenfuehrer's nephew and niece from German-speaking Russia???

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Project Veritas is a 501(c)(3). They claim to be educational rather than political.

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I have thoroughly enjoyed the Jane Mayer treatment that Jimmy is getting in the current New Yorker. Couldn't happen to a sweller (more swell? Eh, who cares) fella!(Dok, I emailed you the linky. Which you probably already know.)

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Good grief, the Marx Brothers were more capable at spying than this guy.

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Yay! It's Punchable Face Day at Wonkette!

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That's so funny, or isn't--I thought "Ed Rendell" was some TV character like Dale Gribble.

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Yet the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" is crazy talk by some bitch on the rag.

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"My hovercraft is full of eels!"

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Why does he need her to do it? He steps on his own dick so often the darn thing must be as flat as an earthworm that crawled onto a sidewalk during a storm and then got baked onto it when it couldn't find its way back to the dirt after the sun came out.

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He's probably tried "Would you like to go back to my place? Bouncy Bouncy!" before...

http://wonkette.com/424143/...

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I did not know that George Soros owned tumblr. The things I learn.

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"Ha, ha! You fools thought you could hide your secret plans! But I am not really the King of Ethiopia! In reality, I am . . ."(Cue the Mission: Impossible theme). . . reaches for his neck, grabs, pulls . . .. . . but since he wasn't actually wearing a face mask, they had to rush him to the ER . . .

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Does the Pope do it in the woods? Uh, wait . . .

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Can you imagine being the person to get that voice mail? I think I'd wet my pants laughing.

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